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jizzarrhea

What one excretes after having unprotected anal sex.
I had amazing butt sex last night but now I've got a bad case of jizzarrhea and I've been running to the bathroom all day.
jizzarrhea by Older and Wiser January 11, 2011
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Jizzarrhea

an uncontrolled constant jizzing of the penis
Due to my new, hot girlfriend, I have called into work for the last 3 days with chronic jizzarrhea
Jizzarrhea by Med Mark April 6, 2010
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pizzarrhea 

A word formed from a combination of 2 words: PIZZA + diaRRHEA. It's when you chow down on a pizza and instantly you get the runs. It could result from any ingredient being spoiled but usually bad meat is the biggest culprit.
I was staying in a hotel in Butte. I phoned in a pizza order, pepperoni + cheese + whatever, Chicago style. Delivery was fast. I ate one slice and instantly I soiled my drawers. I changed my clothes but soon all my clothes were crapped and I had to get on the throne fast. I had contracted a severe case of pizarrhea. When it was time to hop on the 'hound for the ride back this cute PYT dressed in pink and named Terri initiated a conversation with me. She was on the other side of the seat row, looking backwards at me. Everything was fine as long as she didn't come over and sit next to me : (

Pizzarrhea ain't no fun at all.

Jizzorrhea 

Uncontrollable (or consistently controlled) ejaculation without the use of hands, very similar to BlueTooth hands free devices in that regard.
That sweet babe gives me jizzorrhea. There is a constant flow of semen coming out of my penis. It is erect and overflowing like a mighty volcano of love.

That sweet ass goat doesn't give me jizzorrhea, but it gives Kyle a massive explosion of jizzorrhea. I think he's going to be splooging for the next 42.6 hours.

jiarrhea 

man did you touch that jiarrhea.
jiarrhea by Robert Schulz December 30, 2007

pizzarrhea 

The sudden onset of diarrhea by means of the consumption of pizza, be it bad or otherwise.
I got mad pizzarrhea from that janky corner joint the other day.
pizzarrhea by jman3000 April 17, 2007
Word of the Day on January 9, 2011

pizzarrhea 

specifically:

the sickness which results from eating a pizza from one of those grimy corner joints. (note to self: pepperoni is not supposed to be green.) usually accompanied by several hours of toilet hovering.

generally:

a similar sickness which occurs after eating anything which is considered unfit for consumption in places other than sri lanka. aka food poisoning.
'no, i can't go out tonight. i got a mad case of pizzarrhea from that new thai place downtown.'
pizzarrhea by carlton berry August 21, 2007
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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