Jazzacked 

adjective 1. Not functioning properly or not in working order. 2. The state of disorder for any object or condition. 3. The qualitative description of entropy within any given system.

Sean drove his truck into a tree and now the front end is all jazzacked.

That newb packed into that snowbank and now their snowboard is all jazzacked.

The economy is totally jazzacked

Jazzacked by arctic_crash March 19, 2009

jazzfucked 

Listening to jazz music while being aggressively raped by 2 white men and 2 black men

Jim: Mike, "Me, Bob, LeSean, and DaQuean" all jazzfucked that whore that lives in apartment 296 last night.

jazzfucked by Vagina McNuggets October 23, 2012

Jizzacked 

To be jacked to the extreme or otherwise stolen from or taken advantage of.

Oh, in case you don't know what jacked means, it means when someone steals something from you. As in, I had a dollar, but my sister jacked it from me, now I have nothing but a deep seeded hunger for a dollar bag of chips and a half assed plot for revenge.

"Dude, can I borrow your car tonight?"

"Aw, man, I totally would, but the car totally got Jizzacked last night when we were at the hipster douche poetry reading reviewing our screen plays and drinking our over priced lattes. "

"Bummer, brah!"

Jizzacked by The Blue Pheonix April 28, 2013

Jawjacked 

While having sex doggy style you reach towards the womans mouth and curl your fingers behind her lower front teeth creating a hook which allows you to pull her back into you while having sex.

The girl Sammy from the Globe got jawjacked hard last night while listening to Slayer.

Jawjacked by T-Ben June 11, 2018

Jizzacket

an outer covering- or casing garment, that foremost retain vast SWAG components: such as a (1) :a thermally nonconducting cover (2) :a covering that encloses an intermediate space through which a temperature-controlling fluid circulates.

Gilfoyle: Oh boy, it is chilly. Good thing I brought this sweet jizzacket. Ay, friend.

Jizzacket by ohbabywonkenobi November 11, 2017