jizzapped

A new form of contraception being investigated by researchers. The doctor administers a dose of ultrasound to the testicles, which can stop the production of sperm.

‎"Do you have a condom?"

"No, but I jizzapped my balls earlier.."

jizzapped by Digital Venus March 6, 2012

jizznapped 

jizz napped - the art of stealing someones jizz without their consent

some mental bitch jizznapped my sperm

jizznapped by lucisgay December 1, 2011

Jizzappear 

When a guy sleeps with a girl and then she never hears from him again.

"He wined and dined me and then after I gave it up he jizzappeared into thin air"

"I'm going to jizzappear on Megyn right after prom."

Jizzappear by Cwildfrank February 5, 2014

jizzumped 

Jerking off on a guy after jumping him.

That dude is about to get jizzumped! Man, that just adds insult to injury. It's wiggity wack.

jizzumped by stephorano April 23, 2011

Jizzacked 

To be jacked to the extreme or otherwise stolen from or taken advantage of.

Oh, in case you don't know what jacked means, it means when someone steals something from you. As in, I had a dollar, but my sister jacked it from me, now I have nothing but a deep seeded hunger for a dollar bag of chips and a half assed plot for revenge.

"Dude, can I borrow your car tonight?"

"Aw, man, I totally would, but the car totally got Jizzacked last night when we were at the hipster douche poetry reading reviewing our screen plays and drinking our over priced lattes. "

"Bummer, brah!"

Jizzacked by The Blue Pheonix April 28, 2013

Jizznipped. 

To Jizz/Ejaculate on a womans, and or mans nipple.

Hey man I "jizznipped." on this girl last night

I got "jizznipped." on last night by my boyfriend!

Jizznipped. by Delusions Of Reality May 8, 2009

Jizzeppe 

A roommate who is terrible and tragic in every single way. They are a disturbance to any and all of the five senses and should nit be allowed to interact with anybody let alone society

Jizzeppe left his cum tissues everywhere again

Jizzeppe by Skoter February 15, 2024