hizzacked 

What happened to Paris Hilton's T-Mobile Sidekick, therefore leading to the internet display of her personal notebook, address book (with numerous celeb's numbers), and a buttload of pics. (they were all of her, OF COURSE).

guy: hey, did you hear what happened to Paris Hilton?
chick: yeah, her sidekick got hizzacked, so everyone saw the nude pics of her kissing some girl.

hizzacked by cage_fighter February 20, 2005

Hijacked Headspace 

Hijacked Headspace is a Comedy podcast created in 2011 by George Shantz and Jamie Merkel. It can be found at www.hijackedheadspace.com. Funny Shit!

I listen to Hijacked Headspace. Fucking Funny

Dumb Person: Hijacked Headspace isn't funny, It's offensive
Normal Person: Shut the Fuck Up

Hijacked Headspace by tyler2009 January 4, 2012

hijacked 

the act of intentionally having an off-topic conversation in a thread in order to prevent the thread's original topic from being discussed

When xbabycakesx made a thread in which she posted pictures of her new tattoos, some righteous guardian angel of messageboard crusader hijacked it by posting animated .gifs of nefarious cartoon tubers engaged in devious sex acts, thus preventing her from losing face by shifting attention away from the embarrassing photos she had posted.

hijacked by Elliott November 14, 2005

Hijacked Black Beauty

Full lips, round booties, brown skin, cornrows, braids are all traits that are commonly found in black women and women of african descent.

Although these traits are common on black women, society does not acknowledge the beauty of these traits unless these traits appear on a non-black female.

Hijacked black beauty occurs when society praises and glorifies a non-black woman who has full lips, a round booty, cornrows or any other physical feature that is common amongst women of african descent. But ignores and demeans the beauty of black women as if black women have not had these same features all along.

This is a form of anti-black woman racism which exist because of people's inability to recognize the beauty of the black-black woman.

It is clear that people find these traits appealing, yet many people still hold the racist belief that these same features are ugly on black women.

I notice that round booties and full lips didn't become considered beautiful until J.Lo and Angelina Jolie became celebrities, no one wants to accept black beauty, but they accept hijacked black beauty instead.

Hijacked Black Beauty by Lovinmysistas.com June 13, 2011

Jizzacked 

To be jacked to the extreme or otherwise stolen from or taken advantage of.

Oh, in case you don't know what jacked means, it means when someone steals something from you. As in, I had a dollar, but my sister jacked it from me, now I have nothing but a deep seeded hunger for a dollar bag of chips and a half assed plot for revenge.

"Dude, can I borrow your car tonight?"

"Aw, man, I totally would, but the car totally got Jizzacked last night when we were at the hipster douche poetry reading reviewing our screen plays and drinking our over priced lattes. "

"Bummer, brah!"

Jizzacked by The Blue Pheonix April 28, 2013

hijackedyouboi 

big hot stinky man who licks his toenails after chewing them off. i am madly in love with this big hot sexy man

Me: damn im horny
friend: you should talk to hijackedyouboi

hijackedyouboi by deezes nutzen November 27, 2021

hijacked 

the term used when an arab person steals something

yo that guy hijacked a chocolate bar

hijacked by the December 11, 2004

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023