Jizmus
Pronounced "Jizzmuss". Like saying "jesus", but more explicit, having the word "Jizz" at its core. Used as a one-word response to express shock, sympathy, or apreciation.
Jizmus by babblingbrook October 10, 2011
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Jizmuck
A horrible messy orgasm involving huge amounts of expelled bodily fluids. Can be done by either male or female.
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Jizzus is when a man is performing intercourse with a woman who often exclaims "oh my God" during moments of pleasure, and the gentleman therefore climaxes to the mental image of Jesus Christ, and since the man is not properly hydrated, he dry-fires inside the woman but she still becomes impregnated, mirroring the emaculate conception of Jesus Christ
George Stephanopoulos: " Hey I heard you nailed Mrs. Huck last night, how did that go?".
Alexander Dumas:"yeah, she kept on screaming 'oh my god!', so when I finally nutted I had a jizzus."
Alexander Dumas:"yeah, she kept on screaming 'oh my god!', so when I finally nutted I had a jizzus."
jizzus by Søren Kierkegaard October 6, 2017
Jizzus Crust
Jizzus Crust by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020
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