Jizmus

Pronounced "Jizzmuss". Like saying "jesus", but more explicit, having the word "Jizz" at its core. Used as a one-word response to express shock, sympathy, or apreciation.

I have to do this again? Jizmus

Jizmus by babblingbrook October 10, 2011

Jizmuck 

A horrible messy orgasm involving huge amounts of expelled bodily fluids. Can be done by either male or female.

Peter North doesn't just cum on you, he leaves you with a jizmuck.

She made me so hard, I couldn't help but jizmuck all over her.

I was so embarrassed, I jizmucked all over the bed and ended up sleeping on the couch.

My vibrator makes me jizmuck everytime!

Jizmuck by DMonkage December 14, 2013

jizzus

Jizzus is when a man is performing intercourse with a woman who often exclaims "oh my God" during moments of pleasure, and the gentleman therefore climaxes to the mental image of Jesus Christ, and since the man is not properly hydrated, he dry-fires inside the woman but she still becomes impregnated, mirroring the emaculate conception of Jesus Christ

George Stephanopoulos: " Hey I heard you nailed Mrs. Huck last night, how did that go?".

Alexander Dumas:"yeah, she kept on screaming 'oh my god!', so when I finally nutted I had a jizzus."

jizzus by Søren Kierkegaard October 6, 2017

Jizzus Crust 

The divine scabs that develop in and around most sinners souls.

That goddamned Jizzus Crust is tarnishing my reputation.

Jizzus Crust by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

jizmslap 

A post-coital activity wherein the dominant participant ejaculates in his palm & then proceeds to slap the recessive participant on the buttock with the same.

Kim Kardashian gets a lot of jizmslaps from what I hear.

jizmslap by J0hn5mi7h April 30, 2015

Jizmuh 

A Popular Twitter user who is renowned for sending Nude pictures to other users. He is a great guy though which a lot of people love and admire.

Hey, I wish you were more like Jizmuh. He is so nice and funny!
Send me some Pictures like Jizmuh did.

Jizmuh by Anonymous321853 September 19, 2013

jizus 

The Jesus of Jizz

Person 1:Woah I saw Jizus in my dreams!
Person 2: Woah man that's so cool!

jizus by Aksajf October 12, 2020