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jizmslap

A post-coital activity wherein the dominant participant ejaculates in his palm & then proceeds to slap the recessive participant on the buttock with the same.
Kim Kardashian gets a lot of jizmslaps from what I hear.
by J0hn5mi7h April 30, 2015
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jizzslap

1. the act of screaming the word "jizz" while moving your arm in an overhead circular motion and connecting an open hand to another persons face. Usually resulting in the extreme anger of the individual receiving the "jizz" slap.

2. the act of removing a condom after sex and firmly grabbing the tip while full force slapping the condom over your partners face, resulting in an open ended explosion of your seminal juices over the persons face. If done hard enough a laseration of the skin will occur and seminal juices will flow into the cut.
"JIZZZZ!!!!!!!"

"I gave that nasty skank a jizzslap"

i.e. Sarnik
by steelydan May 13, 2005
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Jismslap

It's when you cum in your hand and slap your girlfriends ass.

A loving gesture between two consenting adults.
Go on upstairs and jismslap my daughter. You earned it!
by flumpf February 16, 2012
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JizzSlap

The act of ejaculating on to your hand, then slapping your girlfriend or who ever you are having intercourse with in the face.
Guy: Ejaculates into his hand.
Girl: Sets up for a cum shot.
Guy: JizzSlaps her in the face.
Girl: Surprised.
by Jizzhands March 2, 2011
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Jismslap

A loving gesture between two consenting adults where a male ejaculates onto his hand and slaps their partners buttock(s).
Partner1: "AH!"
Partner2: "It's ok, it's just a jismslap"
Partner1: "Oh I love you toooo ;) xxoxoxo <3 ;)"
by RobertoElSexo March 19, 2012
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Jismslap

When a man cums in his hand and spanks his girlfriend.

Originated from liamkylesullivan on youtube with his video "Dirty Scrabble".
"Go upstairs and jismslap my daughter! You earned it!"
by Gypsy1993 March 17, 2012
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Jismslap

It's when you cum in your hand and slap your partners ass. It is a loving gesture between two consenting adults.

It's also a great word to help you win Scrabble (as seen and defined in the liamkylesullivan video "Dirty Scrabble")
"Dude, I heard you and the freaky chick Martha went out last night"
"Yeah man, and when we got back to my place, I jismslaped her, like a boss"
"You're the man, bro!"
by HeyMama555 February 21, 2012
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