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Meme Jihad
A meme jihad is a word play of the Muslim term of jihad, where an individual sacrifices his meme magic for the greater good. It consists of a blitzkrieg-like raid on and certain individual or a group of individuals. The tactics used to do this are as follows:
1- Beheading normies
2- Rampant shitposting
3- Spamming
4- Trolling
5- Praising the lord kek
1- Beheading normies
2- Rampant shitposting
3- Spamming
4- Trolling
5- Praising the lord kek
Meme Jihad by aiseKekistan122 May 19, 2017
Related Words
Jihadg • Jihad • Jihadi • jihadah • Jihadi Jackhammer • Jihading • Jihad Juice • Jihad Taco • Jihada • Jihad a derkhead
Love Jihad
#LoveJihad for many ill minded is a method of increasing children to the fold of foot soldiers of a desert cult ideology to fight as fighters for ISIS like terror outfits.
The UN security council has unanimously backed action against this evil death cult in both Syria and Iraq.
The UN security council has unanimously backed action against this evil death cult in both Syria and Iraq.
Love Jihad by vaisheshil darshan August 18, 2023
sudden jihad syndrome (SJS)
A feeling of sympathy for al Qaeda that inspires local terrorists to carry out attacks on the U.S., even though there was no previous affiliation between the groups.
When the local terrorist group saw al Qaeda getting pounded on TV, they were overcome with an attack of sudden jihad syndrome (SJS), and decided to strike the nearest soft target.
sudden jihad syndrome (SJS) by Joe Rodolico January 8, 2009
Black Fila Jihad Bro
"Did you know we have a surprise test today?"
"Omg I didn't, black fila jihad bro, gonna fail!"
"Hey bro, BLACK FILA JIHAD BRO!!!!!"
"Same to you bro, BLACK FILA JIHAD BRO!!!!!"
"Omg I didn't, black fila jihad bro, gonna fail!"
"Hey bro, BLACK FILA JIHAD BRO!!!!!"
"Same to you bro, BLACK FILA JIHAD BRO!!!!!"
Black Fila Jihad Bro by bfjb June 5, 2021
fecal jihad
An incident where a bowel movement, or any derivative of it such as used toilet paper, are intentionally placed anywhere but in a toilet bowl or otherwise proper disposal receptacle. This is similar to a shitting incident but shitting incidents are accidental in nature. Fecal jihaddists are also sometimes referred to turd terrorists. The most common word uttered by victims of fecal jihad is "FUCK!!"
There are several kinds of Fecal jihaddists.
1: The Roadside Bomber a.k.a. Land Miner
This skillful but sick asshole shits on the ground or floor, it can be anywhere, indoors or outdoors, even in the middle of a five-star restaurant He's like a dog. He wants you to step in it. These guys are usually passive-aggressive cowards; some though just have a sick but excellent sense of humor.
2: The Phantom Menace (or Phantom Shitter)
This guy is similar The Roadside Bomber but he's not quite as dangerous. This individual tends to shit in places where they linger, like a hallway closet or under a bed. People who upper deck are Phantom Menaces.
3: The Suicide Bomber
This is the most unholy of the bunch. This individual will defecate in his or her own pants and keep it there for everyone to bask in. Suicide Bombers often dunch themselves in public and go to places like the food court in the local mall for about two hours while smelling like a shit.
There are several kinds of Fecal jihaddists.
1: The Roadside Bomber a.k.a. Land Miner
This skillful but sick asshole shits on the ground or floor, it can be anywhere, indoors or outdoors, even in the middle of a five-star restaurant He's like a dog. He wants you to step in it. These guys are usually passive-aggressive cowards; some though just have a sick but excellent sense of humor.
2: The Phantom Menace (or Phantom Shitter)
This guy is similar The Roadside Bomber but he's not quite as dangerous. This individual tends to shit in places where they linger, like a hallway closet or under a bed. People who upper deck are Phantom Menaces.
3: The Suicide Bomber
This is the most unholy of the bunch. This individual will defecate in his or her own pants and keep it there for everyone to bask in. Suicide Bombers often dunch themselves in public and go to places like the food court in the local mall for about two hours while smelling like a shit.
Partygoer: Dude, this party is great and all but I think you're the victim of fecal jihad.
Host: Thanks, but what do you mean by fecal jihad?
Partygoer: Someone made a poopy on your kitchen floor and a few people tracked it though the house.
Host: FUCK!!
Host: Thanks, but what do you mean by fecal jihad?
Partygoer: Someone made a poopy on your kitchen floor and a few people tracked it though the house.
Host: FUCK!!
fecal jihad by JEUNT January 14, 2010
jihadi bride
A stupid and gullible teenaged Muslim girl, about 13-18, usually of Pakistani/Bangla/Somali extraction, who get duped by some filthy terrorist bastard into sneaking into IS controlled Syria via Turkey, where they are repeatedly raped by multiple filthy terrorist bastards, have babies as no protection is used, and then all are killed by the next allied airstrike sent to wipe out the filthy terrorist bastards that duped them in the first place
jihadi bride by Musical Man April 10, 2017
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.