by LisaFM April 9, 2010
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Why does Williamsburg feel so empty tonight? Oh right... It's Friday, so all the jipsters are at Shabbat dinner.
by bnyc09 March 14, 2010
Get the jipster mug.To Masturbate while Jogging, Usually in small groups or parties to elude the awkwardness of squeezing one off during a jog.
"Hey John, wanna Jogsterbate later after our gym session?"
"Sure Steve, I'd love to Jogsterbate with you anytime!"
"Sure Steve, I'd love to Jogsterbate with you anytime!"
by Seconds_left October 9, 2011
Get the Jogsterbate mug.A hipster who dresses almost exclusively in J. Crew apparel (can be male or female). Jipsters are usually between the ages of 18 and 26, young professionals, and typical hipsters who must transition their style so they can better integrate themselves into the workforce. Most importantly, a jipster possesses the winning combination of swag and class.
Hipster #1: "Bro, I can't find a job. All these employers expect me to wear pants that fit normally."
Hipster #2: "Totes bro, I'm thinking about becoming a jipster instead."
Hipster #1: "Woooah, what's that?"
Hipster #2: "It's this new thing bro. Its like a hipster and a J. Crew store had a baby. You wear J. Crew clothes that are semi-hipster. Being a jipster allows me to be professional but still have swag."
Hipster #2: "Totes bro, I'm thinking about becoming a jipster instead."
Hipster #1: "Woooah, what's that?"
Hipster #2: "It's this new thing bro. Its like a hipster and a J. Crew store had a baby. You wear J. Crew clothes that are semi-hipster. Being a jipster allows me to be professional but still have swag."
by Jipsters4Life June 18, 2012
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To lie to someone for a reason that is thought to be in their best interest; such as for the sake of sympathy, false hope, or surprise.
To lie to someone for a reason that is thought to be in their best interest; such as for the sake of sympathy, false hope, or surprise.
"You must jister to your friends that their jokes are good so they won't feel bad", said Nicole.
The parents jistered to their child that Santa Clause was coming to town.
Friends and family will be jistering all day so Benji will be shocked with surprise when they gift him with a surprise birthday party and a car.
The parents jistered to their child that Santa Clause was coming to town.
Friends and family will be jistering all day so Benji will be shocked with surprise when they gift him with a surprise birthday party and a car.
by morethanbreathing December 29, 2010
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