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jipster
A Jewish hipster. Often associated with the post-college migration from the Upper West Side to Williamsburg and/or Park Slope. Jipsters don tight pants and started smoking on teen trips to Israel. Their hipster status is reinforced by parental financial support and an extreme New York Jew-brand of irony.
Jogsterbate
To Masturbate while Jogging, Usually in small groups or parties to elude the awkwardness of squeezing one off during a jog.
"Hey John, wanna Jogsterbate later after our gym session?"
"Sure Steve, I'd love to Jogsterbate with you anytime!"
"Sure Steve, I'd love to Jogsterbate with you anytime!"
Jogsterbate by Seconds_left October 9, 2011
Jipster
A hipster who dresses almost exclusively in J. Crew apparel (can be male or female). Jipsters are usually between the ages of 18 and 26, young professionals, and typical hipsters who must transition their style so they can better integrate themselves into the workforce. Most importantly, a jipster possesses the winning combination of swag and class.
Hipster #1: "Bro, I can't find a job. All these employers expect me to wear pants that fit normally."
Hipster #2: "Totes bro, I'm thinking about becoming a jipster instead."
Hipster #1: "Woooah, what's that?"
Hipster #2: "It's this new thing bro. Its like a hipster and a J. Crew store had a baby. You wear J. Crew clothes that are semi-hipster. Being a jipster allows me to be professional but still have swag."
Hipster #2: "Totes bro, I'm thinking about becoming a jipster instead."
Hipster #1: "Woooah, what's that?"
Hipster #2: "It's this new thing bro. Its like a hipster and a J. Crew store had a baby. You wear J. Crew clothes that are semi-hipster. Being a jipster allows me to be professional but still have swag."
Jipster by Jipsters4Life June 18, 2012
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Jinster
Jinster by TheFincher January 13, 2009
Jister
(Verb)
To lie to someone for a reason that is thought to be in their best interest; such as for the sake of sympathy, false hope, or surprise.
To lie to someone for a reason that is thought to be in their best interest; such as for the sake of sympathy, false hope, or surprise.
"You must jister to your friends that their jokes are good so they won't feel bad", said Nicole.
The parents jistered to their child that Santa Clause was coming to town.
Friends and family will be jistering all day so Benji will be shocked with surprise when they gift him with a surprise birthday party and a car.
The parents jistered to their child that Santa Clause was coming to town.
Friends and family will be jistering all day so Benji will be shocked with surprise when they gift him with a surprise birthday party and a car.
Jister by morethanbreathing December 29, 2010
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Ratfucker
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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