Jister

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(Verb)
To lie to someone for a reason that is thought to be in their best interest; such as for the sake of sympathy, false hope, or surprise.

"You must jister to your friends that their jokes are good so they won't feel bad", said Nicole.

The parents jistered to their child that Santa Clause was coming to town.

Friends and family will be jistering all day so Benji will be shocked with surprise when they gift him with a surprise birthday party and a car.

Jister by morethanbreathing December 29, 2010

Words you can keep

Prison Jester

A nickname for the famous Dr. Bunnygirl, the prison psychologist who can’t stop the compulsive unprofessional pranking that threatens to destroy her as yet untarnished career.

A Prison Jester is really only truly funny when they become infamous.

Prison Jester by Dr Bunnygirl May 14, 2020

Related Words

Jister • Jester • Jitter • jitter bug • Jestermaxxing • jittery • jestergooning • Jester's Hat • JesterKuro • JesterPenetrate

Jitter Fest

When the human facial nerve realises that something has indeed landed on their face. Causing the motion of the face to move from side to side viciously.

"Gee look at that guy he must be having a full on Jitter Fest"

Jitter Fest by Pengueleon June 11, 2015

jesterhead

A Fan of the Swedish metal/death metal/thrash band, In Flames.

That guy has a Clayman album cover tattooed on his back. He is a true Jesterhead.

jesterhead by Keith75 April 16, 2008

jilters

A combination of the feelings of the jitters and the willies.

My friend's wedding invitation had a photo of the couple naked in bed in it, which have me a serious case of the jilters.

My blind date was going just fine until the gal told me she had met her last boyfriend at Burningman... that gave me a bad case of the jilters.

jilters by Dentura Hogfloss October 1, 2008

Jitter

Term originating from Bristol, UK, to describe ( sometimes in a derogatory fashion) a heavy metal fan or male with long hair

'Hey Dave, coming down The Hatchet tonight?'
' Fuck that, it'll be wall-to-wall with crusty jitters!'

Jitter by Carlos the barber May 1, 2014

JesterPenetrate

JesterPenetrate is the meme version of ClownPierce who is a 1.9+ minecraft pvper and is very good at it, he also has a youtube channel. Some would say he is the better counterpart of ClownPierce as in the meme videos he has stacks of totems and a machine gun which are to symbolise Clown's extreme skill in pvp and take the whole mick out of it.

"OMFG IT'S JESTERPENETRATE, PLEASE DON'T PENETRATE US" Said Leolook
"nvm let's just all have a fair 328746326479v1 and you win" Said PigeonX2

JesterPenetrate by chezburgerdawg April 11, 2022

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026