Jister

(Verb)
To lie to someone for a reason that is thought to be in their best interest; such as for the sake of sympathy, false hope, or surprise.

"You must jister to your friends that their jokes are good so they won't feel bad", said Nicole.

The parents jistered to their child that Santa Clause was coming to town.

Friends and family will be jistering all day so Benji will be shocked with surprise when they gift him with a surprise birthday party and a car.

by morethanbreathing December 29, 2010

Prison Jester

A nickname for the famous Dr. Bunnygirl, the prison psychologist who can’t stop the compulsive unprofessional pranking that threatens to destroy her as yet untarnished career.

A Prison Jester is really only truly funny when they become infamous.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 14, 2020

Jitter Fest

When the human facial nerve realises that something has indeed landed on their face. Causing the motion of the face to move from side to side viciously.

"Gee look at that guy he must be having a full on Jitter Fest"

by Pengueleon June 11, 2015

jesterhead

A Fan of the Swedish metal/death metal/thrash band, In Flames.

That guy has a Clayman album cover tattooed on his back. He is a true Jesterhead.

by Keith75 April 16, 2008

jilters

A combination of the feelings of the jitters and the willies.

My friend's wedding invitation had a photo of the couple naked in bed in it, which have me a serious case of the jilters.

My blind date was going just fine until the gal told me she had met her last boyfriend at Burningman... that gave me a bad case of the jilters.

by Dentura Hogfloss October 1, 2008

Jitter

Term originating from Bristol, UK, to describe ( sometimes in a derogatory fashion) a heavy metal fan or male with long hair

'Hey Dave, coming down The Hatchet tonight?'
' Fuck that, it'll be wall-to-wall with crusty jitters!'

by Carlos the barber May 1, 2014

JesterPenetrate

JesterPenetrate is the meme version of ClownPierce who is a 1.9+ minecraft pvper and is very good at it, he also has a youtube channel. Some would say he is the better counterpart of ClownPierce as in the meme videos he has stacks of totems and a machine gun which are to symbolise Clown's extreme skill in pvp and take the whole mick out of it.

"OMFG IT'S JESTERPENETRATE, PLEASE DON'T PENETRATE US" Said Leolook
"nvm let's just all have a fair 328746326479v1 and you win" Said PigeonX2

by chezburgerdawg April 11, 2022