Jogsterbate

To Masturbate while Jogging, Usually in small groups or parties to elude the awkwardness of squeezing one off during a jog.

"Hey John, wanna Jogsterbate later after our gym session?"
"Sure Steve, I'd love to Jogsterbate with you anytime!"

by Seconds_left October 9, 2011

Jokesterbate

Jokesterbate: To laugh at ones own joke, to be the only one to laugh at ones own joke. To look like a complete nerd and or tool by laughing at ones own joke.

"Wow you just jokesterbated all over yourself"

"Do you enjoy jokesterbating?"

"Did you really have to jokesterbate in front of my mom?"

"Why don't you just go ahead and jokesterbate and i'll continue to drink my beer"

"Quit Jokesterbating and pass the joint"

"That joke was terrible, you got your jokesterbate jizz all over me"

by Robert Rogue April 19, 2010

Joosteriate

To aggressively and sometimes sexually baste a turkey.

Hey Lisa, I’m actually going to call you back, I have to joosteriate for thanksgiving right now.

by Ryan Suddenberger May 26, 2020

Jasterbate

It is the combination of the two words; jack off and masturbate. It sounds badass.

Hey, ima go jasterbate in your moms room real quick.

by Gabriel, M.D October 26, 2005

jasterbate

when japanese people get together for a masturbating ritual this is called a jasterbate.

"dude he tried to get me in his jasterbate party!"

by jessica rodriguez January 5, 2008