Jewticles

A condition in which one's cuticles have undergone serious injury, usually through self-inflicted pain. It is extremely common throughout the jewish culture.

"Mark, stop gnawing on your fingers, you're getting jewticles!"

by sweatgirl March 27, 2010

Jesticle

In Southampton, England culture; a renowned cocktail from the nightclub Jesters, that makes everyone around you beautiful and your best friend. One can enjoy the pleasures of a Jesticle more than once as well, given that with excessive consumption (the way one should go about drinking these), you can reproduce your own pink concoction in the toilets!

A Jesticle also consitutes all 5 of your 5 a day - the vodka gives you potatoes, the Malibu coconutes, lemon from the lemonade, orange from the orange juice, and blackcurrant from the cordial. Voila!

Daymn girl, you look fine, let me get you a Jesticle!

by JStarz December 18, 2009

Jewbicle

A cubicle that is owned or inhabited by a Jew

Jerry the Jew works all day in his jewbicle.

by docelch September 12, 2011

jewcicle

A jewish version of a popcicle that has a flavorless ice cube on a stick.

Son, if you don't behave your dessert will be a jewcicle.

by jew cop 69 July 14, 2009

jesticles

the most powerful insult, a combination of jester and testicles
can be used as a meaningless, baseless insult or an adjective for someone's balls
im not sure what considers someones balls to be "jesticles" so that is up for your interpretation

"jerry got those jesticles. those damn clown ass balls. some jokester nuts. the joker's scrotum if you will"

by juegos November 1, 2021

jewcicle

A jewcicle is a frozen Hasid that you can use to amaze your friends, stop traffic, save your place in queues, and just generally to piss off everyone else.

Phred makes a perfect jewcicle. I can leave him at my desk at work and nobody notices my absence.

by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009

Jewtickery

When someone promises to do something and it never materializes.

After repeated broken promises everybody had enough of all of his (jewtickery).

by Racebaiterhater January 13, 2011