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In Southampton, England culture; a renowned cocktail from the nightclub Jesters, that makes everyone around you beautiful and your best friend. One can enjoy the pleasures of a Jesticle more than once as well, given that with excessive consumption (the way one should go about drinking these), you can reproduce your own pink concoction in the toilets!

A Jesticle also consitutes all 5 of your 5 a day - the vodka gives you potatoes, the Malibu coconutes, lemon from the lemonade, orange from the orange juice, and blackcurrant from the cordial. Voila!
Daymn girl, you look fine, let me get you a Jesticle!
Jesticle by JStarz December 18, 2009
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Endearing nickname for tall girls named Jessica, often used to describe a gentle and beautiful Jess who is difficult to not fall in love with but Impossible to forget.
See that tall blonde girl in the red dress, thats Jessicle, i am madly in love with her.
Jessicle by 5to7forever June 21, 2017
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SHE IS FINE ASF 🥵 , also has a great personality, smart , funny good to be around🥰 . The best person you’ll ever meet in your life , also LOYAL ASF 😌💙 Nd a freak when she wanna be 🥴
Me: aye mane , you seen Jestice fine ass

My friend: hell yea mane
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jesticles 

the most powerful insult, a combination of jester and testicles
can be used as a meaningless, baseless insult or an adjective for someone's balls
im not sure what considers someones balls to be "jesticles" so that is up for your interpretation
"jerry got those jesticles. those damn clown ass balls. some jokester nuts. the joker's scrotum if you will"
jesticles by juegos November 1, 2021

Jessticles 

1: Jessticles is the long version of the name Jess.
Hey, remember Jessticles? I miss her.
Jessticles by Otto Rocket August 21, 2006

Jewticles 

A condition in which one's cuticles have undergone serious injury, usually through self-inflicted pain. It is extremely common throughout the jewish culture.
"Mark, stop gnawing on your fingers, you're getting jewticles!"
Jewticles by sweatgirl March 27, 2010

jewsticles 

basically, jewish testicles but in one, bullet of a word.
Olly: "michael, put away your hairy jewsticles"
jewsticles by Fia bbz August 8, 2009
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