jewnicle

someone who isnt jewish but acts like it

"Man stop being a jewicle and lend me a dollar1"

jewnicle by wahthappened June 1, 2005

Jewbicle 

A cubicle that is owned or inhabited by a Jew

Jerry the Jew works all day in his jewbicle.

Jewbicle by docelch September 12, 2011

jewcicle 

A jewish version of a popcicle that has a flavorless ice cube on a stick.

Son, if you don't behave your dessert will be a jewcicle.

jewcicle by jew cop 69 July 14, 2009

jewcicle 

A jewcicle is a frozen Hasid that you can use to amaze your friends, stop traffic, save your place in queues, and just generally to piss off everyone else.

Phred makes a perfect jewcicle. I can leave him at my desk at work and nobody notices my absence.

jewcicle by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009

jewsicle

Jewish person who is so attractive you want to lick them, thus... a jewsicle.

OMFG Hannah, that Mark Steinburg is a Jewsicle.

jewsicle by Ariane M. October 29, 2007

Jewticles 

A condition in which one's cuticles have undergone serious injury, usually through self-inflicted pain. It is extremely common throughout the jewish culture.

"Mark, stop gnawing on your fingers, you're getting jewticles!"

Jewticles by sweatgirl March 27, 2010

Jewsicle

A musical about jews.

Such as Fiddler On The Roof.

"This is a lovely Jewsicle"

Jewsicle by Dovid Rose October 9, 2008