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Jewtile 

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Refers to a person born to a Jewish Father and non-Jewish Mother. Due to the father's last name and/or inherited physical features such a person may be "seen" as "Jewish" by the majority non-Jewish culture while simulaneously being seen by the Jewish community as a non-Jew (or Gentile) based on the matrilineal perspective of Jewish law.
He looks Jewish but his Mother's maiden name is Smith...he must be a Jewtile!
Jewtile by HGJR June 9, 2011
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Jewtile 

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Someone with a Jewish Father and Gentile Mother.
His last name sounds Jewish but his Mother's maiden name is Smith...He must be a Jewtile!
Jewtile by hgjr September 30, 2011
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Jewtilicious 

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Adjective: Used to describe a particularly fine looking woman of Hebrew descent. Taken and updated from the song "Bootylicious" by Destiny's Child.
"My body's too Jewtilicious for you."
Jewtilicious by Tania Levy July 27, 2006

Jewbilee 

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Any gathering of a large number of people of jewish decent. Often characterized by cheap party decorations, anything matza, and and chocolate money.
1.The floor of the Jewbilee was completely devoid of change
2.Those people at the Jewbilee were the stingiest people I ever met.
Jewbilee by Diabolical Diabetic December 7, 2004

Jewticles 

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A condition in which one's cuticles have undergone serious injury, usually through self-inflicted pain. It is extremely common throughout the jewish culture.
"Mark, stop gnawing on your fingers, you're getting jewticles!"
Jewticles by sweatgirl March 27, 2010

jewbilee 

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A Jewish get together to discuss the Jewishy things
Jew1: hey are you going to jewbilee
Jew2: yeah should I bring humus
jewbilee by CrimsonWraith69 December 9, 2016

Jewbilee 

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A guy who has the "cheap" qualities of a Jewish person, a homosexual(typically wasting money on overpriced clothing), and the name Lee.
Justin Beiber is a Jewbilee.
Jewbilee by EE ZZ EE February 22, 2011
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