jewsicle

Jewish person who is so attractive you want to lick them, thus... a jewsicle.

OMFG Hannah, that Mark Steinburg is a Jewsicle.

jewsicle by Ariane M. October 29, 2007

Jewsicle

A musical about jews.

Such as Fiddler On The Roof.

"This is a lovely Jewsicle"

Jewsicle by Dovid Rose October 9, 2008

jewsicle

being a stinky jewish person, while being stuck in alaska. like a jewish popsicle.

damn Mr. Squires-bomberger is a jewsicle

jewsicle by jim brandt August 25, 2008

Jewbicle 

A cubicle that is owned or inhabited by a Jew

Jerry the Jew works all day in his jewbicle.

Jewbicle by docelch September 12, 2011

Jessicle

Endearing nickname for tall girls named Jessica, often used to describe a gentle and beautiful Jess who is difficult to not fall in love with but Impossible to forget.

See that tall blonde girl in the red dress, thats Jessicle, i am madly in love with her.

Jessicle by 5to7forever June 21, 2017

jewcicle 

A jewish version of a popcicle that has a flavorless ice cube on a stick.

Son, if you don't behave your dessert will be a jewcicle.

jewcicle by jew cop 69 July 14, 2009

jewcicle 

A jewcicle is a frozen Hasid that you can use to amaze your friends, stop traffic, save your place in queues, and just generally to piss off everyone else.

Phred makes a perfect jewcicle. I can leave him at my desk at work and nobody notices my absence.

jewcicle by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009