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Jewish person who is so attractive you want to lick them, thus... a jewsicle.
OMFG Hannah, that Mark Steinburg is a Jewsicle.
jewsicle by Ariane M. October 29, 2007
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A musical about jews.
Such as Fiddler On The Roof.

"This is a lovely Jewsicle"
Jewsicle by Dovid Rose October 9, 2008
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being a stinky jewish person, while being stuck in alaska. like a jewish popsicle.
damn Mr. Squires-bomberger is a jewsicle
jewsicle by jim brandt August 25, 2008

Jewbicle 

A cubicle that is owned or inhabited by a Jew
Jerry the Jew works all day in his jewbicle.
Jewbicle by docelch September 12, 2011
Endearing nickname for tall girls named Jessica, often used to describe a gentle and beautiful Jess who is difficult to not fall in love with but Impossible to forget.
See that tall blonde girl in the red dress, thats Jessicle, i am madly in love with her.
Jessicle by 5to7forever June 21, 2017

jewcicle 

A jewish version of a popcicle that has a flavorless ice cube on a stick.
Son, if you don't behave your dessert will be a jewcicle.
jewcicle by jew cop 69 July 14, 2009

jewcicle 

A jewcicle is a frozen Hasid that you can use to amaze your friends, stop traffic, save your place in queues, and just generally to piss off everyone else.
Phred makes a perfect jewcicle. I can leave him at my desk at work and nobody notices my absence.
jewcicle by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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