jewcicle

A jewish version of a popcicle that has a flavorless ice cube on a stick.

Son, if you don't behave your dessert will be a jewcicle.

by jew cop 69 July 14, 2009

jewcicle

A jewcicle is a frozen Hasid that you can use to amaze your friends, stop traffic, save your place in queues, and just generally to piss off everyone else.

Phred makes a perfect jewcicle. I can leave him at my desk at work and nobody notices my absence.

by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009

Jewbicle

A cubicle that is owned or inhabited by a Jew

Jerry the Jew works all day in his jewbicle.

by docelch September 12, 2011

jewsicle

Jewish person who is so attractive you want to lick them, thus... a jewsicle.

OMFG Hannah, that Mark Steinburg is a Jewsicle.

by Ariane M. October 29, 2007

Jewticles

A condition in which one's cuticles have undergone serious injury, usually through self-inflicted pain. It is extremely common throughout the jewish culture.

"Mark, stop gnawing on your fingers, you're getting jewticles!"

by sweatgirl March 27, 2010

Jewsicle

A musical about jews.

Such as Fiddler On The Roof.

"This is a lovely Jewsicle"

by Dovid Rose October 9, 2008

jewnicle

someone who isnt jewish but acts like it

"Man stop being a jewicle and lend me a dollar1"

by wahthappened June 1, 2005