jewsticles

basically, jewish testicles but in one, bullet of a word.

Olly: "michael, put away your hairy jewsticles"

by Fia bbz August 8, 2009

Jesticle

In Southampton, England culture; a renowned cocktail from the nightclub Jesters, that makes everyone around you beautiful and your best friend. One can enjoy the pleasures of a Jesticle more than once as well, given that with excessive consumption (the way one should go about drinking these), you can reproduce your own pink concoction in the toilets!

A Jesticle also consitutes all 5 of your 5 a day - the vodka gives you potatoes, the Malibu coconutes, lemon from the lemonade, orange from the orange juice, and blackcurrant from the cordial. Voila!

Daymn girl, you look fine, let me get you a Jesticle!

by JStarz December 18, 2009

jesticles

the most powerful insult, a combination of jester and testicles
can be used as a meaningless, baseless insult or an adjective for someone's balls
im not sure what considers someones balls to be "jesticles" so that is up for your interpretation

"jerry got those jesticles. those damn clown ass balls. some jokester nuts. the joker's scrotum if you will"

by juegos November 1, 2021

Jessticles

1: Jessticles is the long version of the name Jess.

Hey, remember Jessticles? I miss her.

by Otto Rocket August 21, 2006

Jewstice

1) Justice delivered by those of the Jewish religion. This form of justice is usually swift, brutal and effective.
2) Jews kicking ass

The movies Munich and Inglorious Bastards are textbook examples of Jewstice.

by Magicbus January 6, 2010

jewsicle

Jewish person who is so attractive you want to lick them, thus... a jewsicle.

OMFG Hannah, that Mark Steinburg is a Jewsicle.

by Ariane M. October 29, 2007

Jewticles

A condition in which one's cuticles have undergone serious injury, usually through self-inflicted pain. It is extremely common throughout the jewish culture.

"Mark, stop gnawing on your fingers, you're getting jewticles!"

by sweatgirl March 27, 2010