Jewbicle 

A cubicle that is owned or inhabited by a Jew

Jerry the Jew works all day in his jewbicle.

Jewbicle by docelch September 12, 2011

jewcicle 

A jewish version of a popcicle that has a flavorless ice cube on a stick.

Son, if you don't behave your dessert will be a jewcicle.

jewcicle by jew cop 69 July 14, 2009

Jewbilee 

Any gathering of a large number of people of jewish decent. Often characterized by cheap party decorations, anything matza, and and chocolate money.

1.The floor of the Jewbilee was completely devoid of change
2.Those people at the Jewbilee were the stingiest people I ever met.

Jewbilee by Diabolical Diabetic December 7, 2004

jewcicle 

A jewcicle is a frozen Hasid that you can use to amaze your friends, stop traffic, save your place in queues, and just generally to piss off everyone else.

Phred makes a perfect jewcicle. I can leave him at my desk at work and nobody notices my absence.

jewcicle by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009

jewsicle

Jewish person who is so attractive you want to lick them, thus... a jewsicle.

OMFG Hannah, that Mark Steinburg is a Jewsicle.

jewsicle by Ariane M. October 29, 2007

Jewticles 

A condition in which one's cuticles have undergone serious injury, usually through self-inflicted pain. It is extremely common throughout the jewish culture.

"Mark, stop gnawing on your fingers, you're getting jewticles!"

Jewticles by sweatgirl March 27, 2010

Jewbacle 

1. a general breakup or dispersion of jews; sudden downfall or rout of jews: Jew + -debacle = ~.
2. a complete collapse or failure of an agglomeration of jews.
3. a breaking up of ice in a river of jews.
4. a violent rush of jews.

The Yiddish revolution ended in a Jewbacle.
Did you see the Shapiro-Goldenberg wedding at the temple, oy vey, what a jewbacle!
With their torches, pitchforks and dradles, the jewbacle stormed the church looking for blood of christian babies.

Jewbacle by Btotheizzo December 17, 2008