Jewsician

Any person who is Jewish and also a musician.

"David Lee Roth can really sing!"

"Yeah he's a Jewsician"

by Patches1995 November 7, 2009

Jewdiciary

noun 1. the jewish judicial branch of government.

2. the jewish system of courts of justice in a country.

3.jewish judges collectively.

adjective 4. pertaining to the jewish judicial branch or system or to jewish judges.

'holy shit man, that jew stole from his own bank.'
'haha yeh, heard about that, hes going straight to the jewdiciary, hope he gets jewpned.'

by duckistleader May 7, 2009

Jewsianfusion

A half white, half asian dude, who has nappy hair that grows into a jewfro. This dude also happens to be super cool and isn't your typical asian (i.e. he's bad at math). He also isn't studying to be a doctor or engineer, he is in a international studies program. He also happens to be a stud.

-"Hey do you know any jewsianfusions?"
-"yeah, actually! He goes to the same liberal arts college as me. He's super cool."

by GLstudent1234 November 18, 2012

Newsician

A noun that describes a talking head news personality that acts like an entertainer while carefully avoiding facts that may disturb advertisers or members of the donor class.

Last night, Megyn Kelly spun the story about blocking SCOTUS nominees like a true newsician.

by beaujinka July 24, 2016

jewdicial system

Da legal-wrangling branch of government dat addresses disputes among people of Hebrew lineage.

Shylock wasn't too happy with the failed results of his usurious lawsuit against Antonio, especially with all the religion-based hostility that he endured from the Protestant court-attendees during said proceedings; perhaps he might have had better luck in a jewdicial system.

by QuacksO May 30, 2021

Jewician

A Jew who also dabbles in magic trickery

"that Jewician had some mad skills man"

by AAaaalRightythen March 7, 2008

jewican

Jewican; n. A mexican who is also a jew.

boy, that oscar guy sure is a jewican.

by Joe Henkelman October 4, 2006