Jewsician
Jewsician by Patches1995 November 7, 2009
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Jewdiciary
noun 1. the jewish judicial branch of government.
2. the jewish system of courts of justice in a country.
3.jewish judges collectively.
adjective 4. pertaining to the jewish judicial branch or system or to jewish judges.
2. the jewish system of courts of justice in a country.
3.jewish judges collectively.
adjective 4. pertaining to the jewish judicial branch or system or to jewish judges.
'holy shit man, that jew stole from his own bank.'
'haha yeh, heard about that, hes going straight to the jewdiciary, hope he gets jewpned.'
'haha yeh, heard about that, hes going straight to the jewdiciary, hope he gets jewpned.'
Jewdiciary by duckistleader May 7, 2009
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Jewsician • Jewgician • Jewician • jewsians • jewsian fusion • Jewxican • Newsician • Jessican • Jessicana • Jessicanazi
Jewsianfusion
A half white, half asian dude, who has nappy hair that grows into a jewfro. This dude also happens to be super cool and isn't your typical asian (i.e. he's bad at math). He also isn't studying to be a doctor or engineer, he is in a international studies program. He also happens to be a stud.
-"Hey do you know any jewsianfusions?"
-"yeah, actually! He goes to the same liberal arts college as me. He's super cool."
-"yeah, actually! He goes to the same liberal arts college as me. He's super cool."
Jewsianfusion by GLstudent1234 November 18, 2012
Newsician
A noun that describes a talking head news personality that acts like an entertainer while carefully avoiding facts that may disturb advertisers or members of the donor class.
jewdicial system
Shylock wasn't too happy with the failed results of his usurious lawsuit against Antonio, especially with all the religion-based hostility that he endured from the Protestant court-attendees during said proceedings; perhaps he might have had better luck in a jewdicial system.
jewdicial system by QuacksO May 30, 2021
Jewician
Jewician by AAaaalRightythen March 7, 2008
jewican
jewican by Joe Henkelman October 4, 2006
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