Newsician

A noun that describes a talking head news personality that acts like an entertainer while carefully avoiding facts that may disturb advertisers or members of the donor class.

Last night, Megyn Kelly spun the story about blocking SCOTUS nominees like a true newsician.

by beaujinka July 24, 2016

Newsician

Used to describe those who begin as musicians, but then decide its their business to preach (whether its warranted or not) about current events to their audience.

Bono is a world class newsician, what a douche.

by Simdog November 2, 2008

newscandy

Insufficient morsels of news meted out by journalists of TV and radio. Often simply a headline and one paragraph's worth word-count, so that they can pile on as many little anecdotes as possible between traffic reports, witty banter, and advertisements, and repeat them every half hour for the short-attention span crowd.

Watching CNN Headline News is pretty much just getting newscandy.

by giraffe-o May 18, 2006

Newsasian's

A compromised, less racist version of the 'paki shop'

Dad: Just popping down the newsasian's to get some milk, anyone want anything?

Son: No thanks

by Acid Hau5 February 27, 2011

newsian

person who publishes news after much research and validation

It is difficult to find a newsian as news have become the business.

by mekem August 22, 2017

Jewsician

Any person who is Jewish and also a musician.

"David Lee Roth can really sing!"

"Yeah he's a Jewsician"

by Patches1995 November 7, 2009

newsbians

The ship name commonly used to define the relationship between Newsies Characters Sarah Jacobs and Katherine Plumber. Though they both exist in separate forms of the similar musicals, they have become one of the most common ships in the Newsies fandom.

“So who do you ship Sarah with?” “Oh, I ship her with Katherine. Newsbians just melts my heart, you know?”

by Putyourheadonmyshoulderrr November 27, 2020