Jewsed

Jewish kid + juiced= drunk jewish fuck.

Hoon: "Josh was so Jewsed last night at Lukas' house!"
Annie: "I KNOW! he was too wasted to put his own shoes on"
Hoon: "That jew bastard wouldn't even let me hit his blunt, so fuckin stingy!"

by TRAPHOUSEBOOMIN December 27, 2010

Jewser

Cross between a Jew and a Loser.

Yaniv: Dude, is Jason going to the bah mitzvah tonight?

Yahudi: No dude, he's such a jewser.

by Kharagalfromsocal May 24, 2009

Jewseph

A small, round, young boy that is addicted to video games and likes inserting his controller up his arse whilst wanking off his chode whilst reading the Torah.

I wish I never had a child, because he is such a Jewseph.

by Darren Bazaltubine June 9, 2019

Jewser

Noun: A Jewish loser. Used when loser is not strong enough, or when real offence is saught.

Often represented by raising the left hand to the forehead, extending the forefinger vertically whilst tucking the other fingers down, and bending the thumb slightly upwards to produce a "J"

"Wow, you're such a Jewser"

by Michael A A February 7, 2008

Jewsader

Not to be confused with the standard Crusader the jewsader is not roman catholic and does not have a holy war for israel. However after said wars a "Jewsader" will pick up scraps of value to sell preferably on ebay or craigslist or in the open market. the jewsader is remarkably good at "penny pinching" in times of war, or low income situations.

-Jewsader-

"After the car bombing the jewsader scraped the trashed car"

by jewstingy August 2, 2010

jewseum

The Jewish Holocaust Museum in Sydney.

" You psyched for our excursion to the Jewseum? "
Nope..

by Sarah Payne August 24, 2007

Jewseph

A Jewish Joseph, that has immaculate nostrils.

Wow, that is quite a large nose, Jewseph!

by Tyla B - Urban Dundee September 25, 2008