museum 

something human beings clearly saw at some point in time but is now extinct

Now museum, now you don't.

museum by dookeyboy November 16, 2010

Museum 

A girl that's nice to look at, but impossible to get remotely intimate with.

Johnny: "Oh hi mark. have you seen that Karen girl?"
Mark: "Well, did you hit her? Anyways, don't even try. She's a total museum."

Museum by guyliner January 18, 2010

Museum 

According to Daddy Pig a museum is a place full of interesting things that are very old.

Grandpa is so old we can donate him to the museum.

Museum by Nigga4hire May 12, 2018

Museum 

A person who has not had sex in a while is in a museum

Damn, my man i need some girls right now im in a museum.
That dude right there is a museum ass nigga

Museum by Ramtinos May 14, 2015

Museum Nemesis

When visiting a museum or gallery, you will encounter at least one Museum Nemesis. These are the people that you see over and over again that inconvenience you repeatedly during your visit. You can tell your Museum Nemesis by some of the following traits:

-They will prevent you from seeing displays by getting up close to them, blocking your view
-They often bump into you by stepping backwards without looking. They will rarely apologise or even make eye contact after doing so
-You will never lose them. Even when you think you've lost them, they'll turn up at the next display you wish to look at
-When visiting the museum cafe they will be in front of you in the queue. They will almost certainly take the item you wanted, and it will be the last one

You museum nemesis can often be defeated by an 'accidental' tripping down some stairs. Museum stairs are often made from marble or other very hard stone.

Jim: That stupid bitch got in my way AGAIN!

Bob: Yeah man, that's your Museum Nemesis

Jim: How I get rid of her?

Bob: Trip her down some stairs, that's how I got rid of mine

Jim: You mean that screaming kid you said just fell over?

Bob: That's the one!

Jim: ...Awesome!

Museum Nemesis by Danno81 June 8, 2010

museum level 

When monitoring effects of psychotropic substances, a commonly used term for a level that produces a just perceptible effect is "museum level." This is a slightly-over-threshold level which allows public activities (such as viewing paintings in a museum or scenery watching as a passenger in a car) to be entered into without attracting attention.

Person 1: Are you getting the fear? think we better turn back home..
Person 2: No not yet.. Im still cruising on museum level :)

museum level by skeptikalia April 25, 2013

Museum legs 

The aching legs one develops after a prolonged period of slow walking interspersed with standing still, especially when going round a museum or some other attraction where visitors are forced to be constantly on their feet.

Isn't there somewhere to sit in this place? After three hours of shuffling past Old Masters my museum legs are killing me!

Museum legs by Erik_K January 27, 2009