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Getting over-served with alcohol and subsequently drunk dialing all your ex-girlfriends, current girlfriends, and friends. Often without realizing you are doing it.
My phone records suggest I got f'ing jessed last night.
by WhistlerVegas2 December 15, 2008
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when one indulges in a late night, ill-advised meal, showing complete and total disregard for consequences, including weight gain, physical discomfort, or personal shame.
Oh man, I really Jesse'd last night. Crushed a blueberry pie at like 12:30, and passed right out afterwards. I woke up swollen, with blueberry all over my shirt and face.
by JD Lewis October 11, 2018
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when have a girl over with the intention of hooking up with her, only to find out at the zero hour that she is on her rag.
dude! i totally got jesse'd by that girl last night!
by hankmoody13 April 03, 2011
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