Jewpube

1. The longest pubic-hair on your body that is, for no logical reason, twice as long as the others. This pube will often get caught in the button of your boxers or your zippers and cause much pain when one drops their pants.

2. A hair that has fallen from the head but resembles pubic hair due to it's thiny, wiry, curvy shape.

Holy shit, there's a JEWPUBE in my food!

by AdotFdot April 6, 2006

jewtuber

A youtuber who joins a minecraft server only to raise its queue times by ten million percent

FitMC...the biggest jewtuber of them all.

by InvaderInvader September 3, 2020

JewTube

How Mexicans pronounce YouTube. Not even kidding.

Bro 1: "I asked the waitress down in Tijuana what playlist they were playing at the restaurant on Spotify and she said it was JewTube.. what the fuck is JewTube??"

Bro 2: "No, retard. She meant YouTube, that's just how they pronounce it down there. Lol. Dumbass."

by yourmomsboyfriend July 10, 2019

Jewtube

Where Jews go to leave video clips of themselves counting their money.

Hey Jerry Seinfeld, i was cruising the internet last night and i saw a clip of you counting your money on Jewtube

by Simon Galls May 14, 2007

Jewlube

The term used for fornication with Jewish people. Jews usually have dry assholes and lubrication is necessary.

"Wow I had wet sex with a Jewlube last night......mango flavour!"

by Jellyfish06 May 23, 2016

Log Cabin Jewpublican

A gay Jewish person, irrespective of political leanings.

Yitschak loved both men and the low inheritance tax, as he was a Log Cabin Jewpublican

by Pope Benedict November 29, 2006

JewTube

A circumcised penis. The loose coiling skin around the shaft is stretched and cut - usually when the boy is his infancy.

Chang : Hey Moshe ! Zip up your pants - your JewTube is being watched.
Moshe : Thanks bud. I was in a rush this morning.

by a_sporty October 7, 2010