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Jewpube 

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1. The longest pubic-hair on your body that is, for no logical reason, twice as long as the others. This pube will often get caught in the button of your boxers or your zippers and cause much pain when one drops their pants.

2. A hair that has fallen from the head but resembles pubic hair due to it's thiny, wiry, curvy shape.
Holy shit, there's a JEWPUBE in my food!
Jewpube by AdotFdot April 6, 2006
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jewtuber 

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A youtuber who joins a minecraft server only to raise its queue times by ten million percent
FitMC...the biggest jewtuber of them all.
jewtuber by InvaderInvader September 3, 2020

JewTube 

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How Mexicans pronounce YouTube. Not even kidding.
Bro 1: "I asked the waitress down in Tijuana what playlist they were playing at the restaurant on Spotify and she said it was JewTube.. what the fuck is JewTube??"

Bro 2: "No, retard. She meant YouTube, that's just how they pronounce it down there. Lol. Dumbass."
JewTube by yourmomsboyfriend July 10, 2019

Jewtube 

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Where Jews go to leave video clips of themselves counting their money.
Hey Jerry Seinfeld, i was cruising the internet last night and i saw a clip of you counting your money on Jewtube
Jewtube by Simon Galls May 14, 2007

Jewlube 

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The term used for fornication with Jewish people. Jews usually have dry assholes and lubrication is necessary.
"Wow I had wet sex with a Jewlube last night......mango flavour!"
Jewlube by Jellyfish06 May 23, 2016

Log Cabin Jewpublican 

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A gay Jewish person, irrespective of political leanings.
Yitschak loved both men and the low inheritance tax, as he was a Log Cabin Jewpublican

JewTube 

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A circumcised penis. The loose coiling skin around the shaft is stretched and cut - usually when the boy is his infancy.
Chang : Hey Moshe ! Zip up your pants - your JewTube is being watched.
Moshe : Thanks bud. I was in a rush this morning.
JewTube by a_sporty October 7, 2010
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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