Definitions by InvaderInvader

redcup news

the world's most annoying, god awful, copyright infringing, submission begging, and clout chasing barstool clone.

no one cares if redcup news decided to rank your college town as the 20th best in the country. go pay your admins more.

redcup news by InvaderInvader October 28, 2025

Miami How The Fuck We Feelin Baby

for fucks sake shut up, stop drinking, and go to bed John Summit

John Summit: "MIAMI HOW THE FUCK WE FEELIN BABY"
Also John Summit: "lezfuckinggoh"

Miami How The Fuck We Feelin Baby by InvaderInvader October 28, 2025

Vegan Hooters

Alternative name for TownHall, a two location Ohio "health" food restaurant which serves sides of crack cocaine and a dessert of sexual harassment.

Vegan Hooters or Nowhere for Monday Vegan Night, served with a side of crack and a roofied beer!

Vegan Hooters by InvaderInvader October 28, 2025

Ethyl and Tank 

A really cool place to steal glass beer cups from

Dude let's hit Ethyl and Tank on Thursday

Ethyl and Tank by InvaderInvader February 20, 2024

Ham Ass 

Official name of the organization commonly known as Hamas

Take shelter – my oven just got blown up by Ham Ass!

Ham Ass by InvaderInvader February 20, 2024

what's plots 

a phrase used to ask what's happening, so commonly used that someone made a party-finding app named after it.

Tristan: Yo what's plots this weekend?
Kent: There's a rave on Eighth Street on Friday, Dave's EDM fest @ Midway this Saturday, and Tati's kickback the afternoon before

what's plots by InvaderInvader February 20, 2024

keysmash 

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asdfsldfsj;fsk;sdfjkl;afsd;jklsdfalkjafsdljkafsdk;lsfdklj – that's a keysmash

keysmash by InvaderInvader February 2, 2024