A skidball is similar in meaning to scumbag, but slightly different. Could be used to describe trashy people, dirty people, broke ass idiots with nothing going for them in life, people that try to screw you over, someone who's credit is beyond fucked because they can't manage their finances, drug addicts, and of course scumbags in general.
Car rental employee 1: "Bro, I just had to explain to some gypsy that he can't rent a car with cash, only credit card. He kept trying to convince me by giving me a bunch of money as collateral. Took me 20 minutes to get rid of his ass"
Car rental employee 2: "Jeez, what a fuckin skidball"
Car rental employee 2: "Jeez, what a fuckin skidball"
by yourmomsboyfriend June 20, 2019
by Yourmomsboyfriend March 23, 2023
an ass stamina is the measurement of the ability of a girl (...or a guy) to take an immense amount of pounding (intercourse) in the lower opening of the alimentary canal (i.e. anus or asshole). for anal intercourse lovers, ass stamina plays an important role in the process; the more ass stamina the receiving person has, the more enjoyment both parties (giving and receiving) will get out of the intercourse.
a lot of ass stamina can be seen in people exhibiting the constant need for anal intercourse even after the prolonged, hard pounding has been performed on their anus by the giving party.
my girl sure has a lot of ass stamina. i was going blitzkrieg on that ass for over 30 minutes until i almost passed out and she still wanted me to pound it more. her asshole was gaping so much i could easily fit my fist in it.
my girl sure has a lot of ass stamina. i was going blitzkrieg on that ass for over 30 minutes until i almost passed out and she still wanted me to pound it more. her asshole was gaping so much i could easily fit my fist in it.
by yourmomsboyfriend March 09, 2010
1. a person, that resembles one of the family members of the brady bunch, not by looks per se, but mainly by behavior that fits that "perfect, white american" mold.
2. a faggot or a homosexual
3. a pussy of a person, a whimp, a bitch (not female)
2. a faggot or a homosexual
3. a pussy of a person, a whimp, a bitch (not female)
1. just talking to that guy gives me the fuckin creeps. that perfect, tv commercial looking face, with his perfect, slicked haircut, his american eagle outfit from his underwear to his sweater, and his radio commercial voice.. fuckin brady buncher, man.
2. dude that guy just bought me a beer at the bar, he was kinda cool.... he's a fuckin brady buncher man, look at him staring at your ass.. holy shit! you're right
3. don't be such a brady buncher, bro. just man up and accept the fact that you're no longer with that whore of an ex-girlfriend of yours. its a good thing you guys broke up. she was fucking half of the staff at the dairy queen on 4th and rural.
2. dude that guy just bought me a beer at the bar, he was kinda cool.... he's a fuckin brady buncher man, look at him staring at your ass.. holy shit! you're right
3. don't be such a brady buncher, bro. just man up and accept the fact that you're no longer with that whore of an ex-girlfriend of yours. its a good thing you guys broke up. she was fucking half of the staff at the dairy queen on 4th and rural.
by yourmomsboyfriend March 09, 2010
A combination of words soy and brainlet, soylet is a person (typically male) that has effeminate traits (see soy boy) coupled with low intelligence. Your typical soylet is more than likely an SJW, antifa supporter, chapocel, nu-male, male feminist, or similar. Physical attributes of a soylet may include spaghetti arms, weighing 130 lbs or less, skinny fat, terrible posture, weak physical condition, and generally not in healthy physical shape due to their bad lifestyle and not because of any disabilities. Mental attributes may include outbursts such as: "As a male, I apologize for my gender", "the Soviet Union was state capitalist", "I'm an asexual demiboy gender queer batkin", "Just because she has a penis doesn't make her a man".
soylet: "Tax the rich 100%!! Can't wait for the revolution to eat the rich!"
doctor: "Your testosterone levels are the lowest I've ever seen in a 35 year old male. Please stop screaming in my office."
doctor: "Your testosterone levels are the lowest I've ever seen in a 35 year old male. Please stop screaming in my office."
by yourmomsboyfriend June 24, 2019
Free shit is something that you get for free without having to pay for it. Synonymous with just plain "free". Many people, however, get confused and think that some free shit is actually free just because they don't have to directly pay for it.
Example 1
Dude 1: This guy on street came up to me and gave me some free shit (pulls out a bag of weed)
Dude 2: Damn bro, just make sure its not laced with meth
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Example 2:
Woke barista: Education and healthcare are human rights, man! Matter fact, everything should be free including food! Vote Bernie!
Based zoomer: No such thing as free shit, bro. Someone always ends up paying for it.
Dude 1: This guy on street came up to me and gave me some free shit (pulls out a bag of weed)
Dude 2: Damn bro, just make sure its not laced with meth
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Example 2:
Woke barista: Education and healthcare are human rights, man! Matter fact, everything should be free including food! Vote Bernie!
Based zoomer: No such thing as free shit, bro. Someone always ends up paying for it.
by yourmomsboyfriend June 08, 2019
an opposite of a gold digger. at an upscale party most women won't consider you even if you're good looking, unless you have money. most of them tramps are gold diggers. well, a dirt digger actually will fuck you even if you're just an average income guy.
guy1: dude, i was at the W hotel celebrity party last night.. there were some fine ass bitches there dude, i could tell some of them liked me, but i had no chance with them since i dont drive a lambo. so towards the end of the night i got lucky and actually took a girl home without using the roofies!
guy2: found yourself a dirt digger out of the whole crowd after all huh?
guy1: fuck yeah. she even licked my ass!
guy2: found yourself a dirt digger out of the whole crowd after all huh?
guy1: fuck yeah. she even licked my ass!
by yourmomsboyfriend March 07, 2010