yourmomsboyfriend's definitions

Hoss

A term used by retarded ASU frat boys to call each other as a term of respect or endearment. Similar to boss or bro or man.

Frat tard 1: Whats up HOSS!!

Frat tard 2: Whats up HOSS!!!!!!

by yourmomsboyfriend September 4, 2023

eco mode

When you see someone who is zooted, or they are in the process of getting stoned.

“Check out Ryker, going into eco mode!”

by Yourmomsboyfriend April 6, 2023

make-a-wish sperm

When attractive parents birth an ugly child.

“You were definitely a make-a-wish sperm, dude.”

by Yourmomsboyfriend April 2, 2023

merky balls

When a man has explosive diarrhea, and some of the fecal matter splashes up onto his nutsack.

“GROSS! Brennen has some merky balls!”

by Yourmomsboyfriend March 23, 2023

murky balls

A cracker with a set of dangler testicles/ a very unsanitary nutsack/ a man with a low to no sperm count.

“That boys got some murky balls!”

by Yourmomsboyfriend March 22, 2023

Transgust

When one feels disgust or aversion to transsexuals instead of phobia, which has been wrongly attributed most of the time.

Trans: YOU'RE A TRANSPHOBE BECAUSE YOU WON"T SUCK MY GIRL COCK!!!11

Chill Dude: Nah, fam, I'm not afraid of you, I'm just transgusted

by yourmomsboyfriend March 12, 2021

chapocel

A frequent user and subscriber to r/ChapoTrapHouse - a commie/tankie subreddit vastly populated by edgy, pimple faced teens trying to be rebellious from the comfort of their middle class bedrooms. Chapocels are hardline Marxists and Stalinists who also vehemently support Bernie Sanders and can't meme to save their lives. Think that nature is oppressing them and everything should be free, including mandatory government allocated vagina.

The suffix -cel refers to incel - an involuntary celibate individual (usually male) that can't get laid even by paying hookers.

In short, a chapocel is a commie incel that has failed at life.

Bro 1: Hey look at these homeless crackheads on the corner protesting something

Bro 2: Nah bro, that's just a bunch of chapocels demanding free shit because they're too lazy to get a job

by yourmomsboyfriend March 18, 2020