yourmomsboyfriend's definitions
Bro 1: "I asked the waitress down in Tijuana what playlist they were playing at the restaurant on Spotify and she said it was JewTube.. what the fuck is JewTube??"
Bro 2: "No, retard. She meant YouTube, that's just how they pronounce it down there. Lol. Dumbass."
Bro 2: "No, retard. She meant YouTube, that's just how they pronounce it down there. Lol. Dumbass."
by yourmomsboyfriend July 10, 2019
Get the JewTubemug. A term used by retarded ASU frat boys to call each other as a term of respect or endearment. Similar to boss or bro or man.
by yourmomsboyfriend September 4, 2023
Get the Hossmug. Or Scumradery..
1. Scumraderie is the same thing as comraderie, but among scumbags. Sort of like spirit of goodwill.
2. Can also be between comrades, but to the detriment of others.
1. Scumraderie is the same thing as comraderie, but among scumbags. Sort of like spirit of goodwill.
2. Can also be between comrades, but to the detriment of others.
Scumraderie:
Definition 1 example:
We Buy Gold owner 1 (on the phone): "hey buddy, this guy came in and i low balled him so he's coming to your store for another quote. make sure you fuck him over!"
We Buy Gold owner 2 (on the phone with WBG owner 1): "hey thanks boss. i'll throw some money back your way!"
Definition 2 example:
Guy 1: Heather suspected that you had a girlfriend, but I told her that you broke up and I also talked you up, so you're golden for some nice anal tonight, buddy.
Guy 2: Fuck yeah bro, you're a real comrade. I'm gonna talk her into a threesome with both of us!
Definition 1 example:
We Buy Gold owner 1 (on the phone): "hey buddy, this guy came in and i low balled him so he's coming to your store for another quote. make sure you fuck him over!"
We Buy Gold owner 2 (on the phone with WBG owner 1): "hey thanks boss. i'll throw some money back your way!"
Definition 2 example:
Guy 1: Heather suspected that you had a girlfriend, but I told her that you broke up and I also talked you up, so you're golden for some nice anal tonight, buddy.
Guy 2: Fuck yeah bro, you're a real comrade. I'm gonna talk her into a threesome with both of us!
by yourmomsboyfriend February 27, 2013
Get the Scumraderiemug. Free shit is something that you get for free without having to pay for it. Synonymous with just plain "free". Many people, however, get confused and think that some free shit is actually free just because they don't have to directly pay for it.
Example 1
Dude 1: This guy on street came up to me and gave me some free shit (pulls out a bag of weed)
Dude 2: Damn bro, just make sure its not laced with meth
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Example 2:
Woke barista: Education and healthcare are human rights, man! Matter fact, everything should be free including food! Vote Bernie!
Based zoomer: No such thing as free shit, bro. Someone always ends up paying for it.
Dude 1: This guy on street came up to me and gave me some free shit (pulls out a bag of weed)
Dude 2: Damn bro, just make sure its not laced with meth
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Example 2:
Woke barista: Education and healthcare are human rights, man! Matter fact, everything should be free including food! Vote Bernie!
Based zoomer: No such thing as free shit, bro. Someone always ends up paying for it.
by yourmomsboyfriend June 8, 2019
Get the free shitmug. A cracker with a set of dangler testicles/ a very unsanitary nutsack/ a man with a low to no sperm count.
by Yourmomsboyfriend March 22, 2023
Get the murky ballsmug. A catcel is an incel that adores everything cats. They can't stop talking about cats, telling people they should own cats, adopt cats, pet cats, feed cats, etc. They'll threadcrap in threads about dogs and litter them with their cat facts and other stupid shit about cats. Truly insufferable individuals.
Catcel: "Did someone mention dogs?? Let me bring up my cat for no reason at all. Cats > anything. Pet cats. Did I mention I loooooove cats??!? OMG Mr. Mittens is fucking adorableeeee!! FUCK DOGS! Cats are the best. Cats Rule! You have a dog?? Why not get a cat instead!!!"
by yourmomsboyfriend December 23, 2019
Get the Catcelmug. any gun, really. preferably something with a lot of punch to it, like a mossberg 500 tactical short barreled shotgun, or a .40 cal smitty. a higher caliber gun. however, any gun can be called a nigga repellant to repel niggaz off you in a tight situation.
note: nigga does not mean nigger in this instance, but means a guy, dude.
the terminology originally comes from the movie Jackie Brown, where Ordell tells Jackie that she's so good looking that when she goes into a bar on a saturday night, she will need a nigga repellant to keep motherfuckers off her.. kind of like a bug spray but for horny men.
in this definition however, this means a gun that keeps fools off you when you're in trouble
note: nigga does not mean nigger in this instance, but means a guy, dude.
the terminology originally comes from the movie Jackie Brown, where Ordell tells Jackie that she's so good looking that when she goes into a bar on a saturday night, she will need a nigga repellant to keep motherfuckers off her.. kind of like a bug spray but for horny men.
in this definition however, this means a gun that keeps fools off you when you're in trouble
guy 1: check this mossy 500 i just bought. shit's sick huh?
guy 2: fuck man! if thats not a nigga repellant, i dont know what is. straight up.
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guy 1: if we're going down there im grabbin my nigga repellant with me. im not gettin stuck with a hot one tonight (grabs his 9mm)
guy 2: fuck man! if thats not a nigga repellant, i dont know what is. straight up.
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guy 1: if we're going down there im grabbin my nigga repellant with me. im not gettin stuck with a hot one tonight (grabs his 9mm)
by yourmomsboyfriend March 9, 2010
Get the Nigga Repellantmug.