yourmomsboyfriend's definitions

make-a-wish sperm

When attractive parents birth an ugly child.

“You were definitely a make-a-wish sperm, dude.”

by Yourmomsboyfriend April 2, 2023

ass stamina

an ass stamina is the measurement of the ability of a girl (...or a guy) to take an immense amount of pounding (intercourse) in the lower opening of the alimentary canal (i.e. anus or asshole). for anal intercourse lovers, ass stamina plays an important role in the process; the more ass stamina the receiving person has, the more enjoyment both parties (giving and receiving) will get out of the intercourse.

a lot of ass stamina can be seen in people exhibiting the constant need for anal intercourse even after the prolonged, hard pounding has been performed on their anus by the giving party.

my girl sure has a lot of ass stamina. i was going blitzkrieg on that ass for over 30 minutes until i almost passed out and she still wanted me to pound it more. her asshole was gaping so much i could easily fit my fist in it.

by yourmomsboyfriend March 9, 2010

merky balls

When a man has explosive diarrhea, and some of the fecal matter splashes up onto his nutsack.

“GROSS! Brennen has some merky balls!”

by Yourmomsboyfriend March 23, 2023

soylet

A combination of words soy and brainlet, soylet is a person (typically male) that has effeminate traits (see soy boy) coupled with low intelligence. Your typical soylet is more than likely an SJW, antifa supporter, chapocel, nu-male, male feminist, or similar. Physical attributes of a soylet may include spaghetti arms, weighing 130 lbs or less, skinny fat, terrible posture, weak physical condition, and generally not in healthy physical shape due to their bad lifestyle and not because of any disabilities. Mental attributes may include outbursts such as: "As a male, I apologize for my gender", "the Soviet Union was state capitalist", "I'm an asexual demiboy gender queer batkin", "Just because she has a penis doesn't make her a man".

soylet: "Tax the rich 100%!! Can't wait for the revolution to eat the rich!"

doctor: "Your testosterone levels are the lowest I've ever seen in a 35 year old male. Please stop screaming in my office."

by yourmomsboyfriend June 24, 2019

dirt digger

an opposite of a gold digger. at an upscale party most women won't consider you even if you're good looking, unless you have money. most of them tramps are gold diggers. well, a dirt digger actually will fuck you even if you're just an average income guy.

guy1: dude, i was at the W hotel celebrity party last night.. there were some fine ass bitches there dude, i could tell some of them liked me, but i had no chance with them since i dont drive a lambo. so towards the end of the night i got lucky and actually took a girl home without using the roofies!

guy2: found yourself a dirt digger out of the whole crowd after all huh?

guy1: fuck yeah. she even licked my ass!

by yourmomsboyfriend March 7, 2010

murky balls

A cracker with a set of dangler testicles/ a very unsanitary nutsack/ a man with a low to no sperm count.

“That boys got some murky balls!”

by Yourmomsboyfriend March 22, 2023

eco mode

When you see someone who is zooted, or they are in the process of getting stoned.

“Check out Ryker, going into eco mode!”

by Yourmomsboyfriend April 6, 2023