yourmomsboyfriend's definitions
an opposite of a gold digger. at an upscale party most women won't consider you even if you're good looking, unless you have money. most of them tramps are gold diggers. well, a dirt digger actually will fuck you even if you're just an average income guy.
guy1: dude, i was at the W hotel celebrity party last night.. there were some fine ass bitches there dude, i could tell some of them liked me, but i had no chance with them since i dont drive a lambo. so towards the end of the night i got lucky and actually took a girl home without using the roofies!
guy2: found yourself a dirt digger out of the whole crowd after all huh?
guy1: fuck yeah. she even licked my ass!
guy2: found yourself a dirt digger out of the whole crowd after all huh?
guy1: fuck yeah. she even licked my ass!
by yourmomsboyfriend March 7, 2010
Get the dirt diggermug. A cracker with a set of dangler testicles/ a very unsanitary nutsack/ a man with a low to no sperm count.
by Yourmomsboyfriend March 22, 2023
Get the murky ballsmug. A person, typically male, of legal adult age that doesn't act his age, but is obsessed with Marvel/DC comics and movies. Most likely a virgin or has very little experience with getting laid and women in general. Typically skinnyfat or otherwise out of shape. 50/50 is fat with a beard and constantly talks about how bearded guys rule or some other nonsense. More likely than not has a "gaming station" with Cheeto dust covered keyboard. A frequent patron of the comic con festivals. Ferociously defends fictional female Marvel/DC characters on twitter from "chads". The older this person is, the more of a marvelcel they are (see 30's, 40's). Probably has a sword of some sort in the bedroom.
The suffix -cel comes from the word incel.
Also synonymous with marvelfag.
The suffix -cel comes from the word incel.
Also synonymous with marvelfag.
Two bros walking downtown noticing a line of out of shape, balding males in their 30's into a venue:
Bro 1: "Dude, what the fuck is going on here?"
Bro 2: "A bunch of marvelcels waiting to get an autograph from Scarlett Johansson because she was in some PG flick for kids"
Bro 1: "Sad fucks"
Bro 1: "Dude, what the fuck is going on here?"
Bro 2: "A bunch of marvelcels waiting to get an autograph from Scarlett Johansson because she was in some PG flick for kids"
Bro 1: "Sad fucks"
by yourmomsboyfriend July 23, 2019
Get the marvelcelmug. by Yourmomsboyfriend April 6, 2023
Get the eco modemug. A term to describe a person who exhibits disgusting and/or repulsive characteristics of moral or physical character.. or both.
Can also be used to describe a place/country/setting.. etc.
Can also be used to describe a place/country/setting.. etc.
two friends on vacation in Bangkok:
friend 1: dude, lets go get us some legit foot massage, my feet are hurting from all the walking around
friend 2: nah man, think of how many nasty ass feet these people touch every day. its disgusting.
friend 1: oh, but you're totally ok with having a bar girl suck your dick with no condom on you fucking filth bucket.
friend 2: don't judge me bro
friend 1: dude, lets go get us some legit foot massage, my feet are hurting from all the walking around
friend 2: nah man, think of how many nasty ass feet these people touch every day. its disgusting.
friend 1: oh, but you're totally ok with having a bar girl suck your dick with no condom on you fucking filth bucket.
friend 2: don't judge me bro
by yourmomsboyfriend January 1, 2019
Get the filth bucketmug. A term used by retarded ASU frat boys to call each other as a term of respect or endearment. Similar to boss or bro or man.
by yourmomsboyfriend September 4, 2023
Get the Hossmug. Or Scumradery..
1. Scumraderie is the same thing as comraderie, but among scumbags. Sort of like spirit of goodwill.
2. Can also be between comrades, but to the detriment of others.
1. Scumraderie is the same thing as comraderie, but among scumbags. Sort of like spirit of goodwill.
2. Can also be between comrades, but to the detriment of others.
Scumraderie:
Definition 1 example:
We Buy Gold owner 1 (on the phone): "hey buddy, this guy came in and i low balled him so he's coming to your store for another quote. make sure you fuck him over!"
We Buy Gold owner 2 (on the phone with WBG owner 1): "hey thanks boss. i'll throw some money back your way!"
Definition 2 example:
Guy 1: Heather suspected that you had a girlfriend, but I told her that you broke up and I also talked you up, so you're golden for some nice anal tonight, buddy.
Guy 2: Fuck yeah bro, you're a real comrade. I'm gonna talk her into a threesome with both of us!
Definition 1 example:
We Buy Gold owner 1 (on the phone): "hey buddy, this guy came in and i low balled him so he's coming to your store for another quote. make sure you fuck him over!"
We Buy Gold owner 2 (on the phone with WBG owner 1): "hey thanks boss. i'll throw some money back your way!"
Definition 2 example:
Guy 1: Heather suspected that you had a girlfriend, but I told her that you broke up and I also talked you up, so you're golden for some nice anal tonight, buddy.
Guy 2: Fuck yeah bro, you're a real comrade. I'm gonna talk her into a threesome with both of us!
by yourmomsboyfriend February 27, 2013
Get the Scumraderiemug.