JewTube

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How Mexicans pronounce YouTube. Not even kidding.

Bro 1: "I asked the waitress down in Tijuana what playlist they were playing at the restaurant on Spotify and she said it was JewTube.. what the fuck is JewTube??"

Bro 2: "No, retard. She meant YouTube, that's just how they pronounce it down there. Lol. Dumbass."

JewTube by yourmomsboyfriend July 10, 2019

Jewtube

Where Jews go to leave video clips of themselves counting their money.

Hey Jerry Seinfeld, i was cruising the internet last night and i saw a clip of you counting your money on Jewtube

Jewtube by Simon Galls May 14, 2007

Related Words

Jewtube • jewtuber • jewcube • Jewlube • Jewpube • jewuberovahere

JewTube

A circumcised penis. The loose coiling skin around the shaft is stretched and cut - usually when the boy is his infancy.

Chang : Hey Moshe ! Zip up your pants - your JewTube is being watched.
Moshe : Thanks bud. I was in a rush this morning.

JewTube by a_sporty October 7, 2010

Jewtube

Contrary to the "Jewish Youtube" crap, Jewtube is a movement on youtube to anger fans of My Chemical Romance by not only insulting the band, but more recently encouraging fans to commit suicide as a protest against the band's portrayal in media. This is a sick joke that i set to occur on May 31, 2008 at the March for MCR in London.

Jewtube videos are all over youtube. Why is this legal?

Jewtube by KeelyxCore May 24, 2008

JewTube

The true face of the American video sharing website, known for being a zionist platform supporting the zionist terrorism and suppressing any criticism of the terrorist state of israel.

JewTube deletes comments denouncing the massacre of children by the zionist mafia of israel.

JewTube by Trumpanzee June 16, 2025

jewtuber

A youtuber who joins a minecraft server only to raise its queue times by ten million percent

FitMC...the biggest jewtuber of them all.

jewtuber by InvaderInvader September 3, 2020

Jewpube

1. The longest pubic-hair on your body that is, for no logical reason, twice as long as the others. This pube will often get caught in the button of your boxers or your zippers and cause much pain when one drops their pants.

2. A hair that has fallen from the head but resembles pubic hair due to it's thiny, wiry, curvy shape.

Holy shit, there's a JEWPUBE in my food!

Jewpube by AdotFdot April 6, 2006

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026