by InvaderInvader September 03, 2020
Bro 1: "I asked the waitress down in Tijuana what playlist they were playing at the restaurant on Spotify and she said it was JewTube.. what the fuck is JewTube??"
Bro 2: "No, retard. She meant YouTube, that's just how they pronounce it down there. Lol. Dumbass."
Bro 2: "No, retard. She meant YouTube, that's just how they pronounce it down there. Lol. Dumbass."
by yourmomsboyfriend July 10, 2019
Hey Jerry Seinfeld, i was cruising the internet last night and i saw a clip of you counting your money on Jewtube
by Simon Galls May 01, 2007
A circumcised penis. The loose coiling skin around the shaft is stretched and cut - usually when the boy is his infancy.
Chang : Hey Moshe ! Zip up your pants - your JewTube is being watched.
Moshe : Thanks bud. I was in a rush this morning.
Moshe : Thanks bud. I was in a rush this morning.
by a_sporty October 07, 2010
Contrary to the "Jewish Youtube" crap, Jewtube is a movement on youtube to anger fans of My Chemical Romance by not only insulting the band, but more recently encouraging fans to commit suicide as a protest against the band's portrayal in media. This is a sick joke that i set to occur on May 31, 2008 at the March for MCR in London.
by KeelyxCore May 24, 2008
The true face of the American video sharing website, known for being a zionist platform supporting the zionist terrorism and suppressing any criticism of the terrorist state of israel.
by Trumpanzee June 16, 2025