Bro 1: "I asked the waitress down in Tijuana what playlist they were playing at the restaurant on Spotify and she said it was JewTube.. what the fuck is JewTube??"
Bro 2: "No, retard. She meant YouTube, that's just how they pronounce it down there. Lol. Dumbass."
1. The longest pubic-hair on your body that is, for no logical reason, twice as long as the others. This pube will often get caught in the button of your boxers or your zippers and cause much pain when one drops their pants.
2. A hair that has fallen from the head but resembles pubic hair due to it's thiny, wiry, curvy shape.