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jewtuber 

A youtuber who joins a minecraft server only to raise its queue times by ten million percent
FitMC...the biggest jewtuber of them all.
jewtuber by InvaderInvader September 3, 2020
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How Mexicans pronounce YouTube. Not even kidding.
Bro 1: "I asked the waitress down in Tijuana what playlist they were playing at the restaurant on Spotify and she said it was JewTube.. what the fuck is JewTube??"

Bro 2: "No, retard. She meant YouTube, that's just how they pronounce it down there. Lol. Dumbass."
JewTube by yourmomsboyfriend July 10, 2019
Where Jews go to leave video clips of themselves counting their money.
Hey Jerry Seinfeld, i was cruising the internet last night and i saw a clip of you counting your money on Jewtube
Jewtube by Simon Galls May 14, 2007
1. The longest pubic-hair on your body that is, for no logical reason, twice as long as the others. This pube will often get caught in the button of your boxers or your zippers and cause much pain when one drops their pants.

2. A hair that has fallen from the head but resembles pubic hair due to it's thiny, wiry, curvy shape.
Holy shit, there's a JEWPUBE in my food!
Jewpube by AdotFdot April 6, 2006
A circumcised penis. The loose coiling skin around the shaft is stretched and cut - usually when the boy is his infancy.
Chang : Hey Moshe ! Zip up your pants - your JewTube is being watched.
Moshe : Thanks bud. I was in a rush this morning.
JewTube by a_sporty October 7, 2010

jewuberovahere 

The Way someone with a thick Boston accent asks "Did you Uber Over Here"
Hey Billy Jewuberovahere?
jewuberovahere by AIdsVirus69420 November 7, 2019