Jewminati

Like the Illuminati, but instead of gaining power through government, they gain money through the government. If Bernie Sandman is elected, Jewminati confirmed.

You know what's worse than the Illuminati? The Jewminati.

by Joe The Eskimo May 29, 2016

jewbilation

The feeling a jew has whaen learning that a favorite actor/actress/celebrity is Jewish.

Joe felt jewbilation upon learning that Jack Black was a Jew.

by I didn't make this up January 5, 2009

Jewmentia

When you forget everything, except how much things cost and who owes you money.

Sorry, my father’s Jewmentia is playing up. He forgot your name but he remembers you owe him $5 from 12 years ago.

by Laz April 17, 2019

jeminat

can be funny but sometimes annoying. Jeminat knows how to get her point across whether u like it or not. Jeminat is nice but if you tick her off, be prepared for some fire or some waffle even

Jeminat. oh yeah i know her.

by love123434 November 14, 2020

Jewfinitions

Any Urban Dictionary definition involving Jews, Judism, Hebrews, or anything else of the Jew persuasion

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by The_BIG_Nasty March 23, 2005

Jewminate

To terminate something jewishly.

1) Jewminate them.

2) Consider yourself jewminated.

3) Don't try to jewminate me, son.

by OfGreaterExpectations2010 April 11, 2010

Jewominating

The act of dominating one jewishly.

1) You just got jewominated, son.

2) I totally just jewominated that salesman.

3) I'm so jewominating you right now.

by OfGreatDetermination2010 April 9, 2010