After finding out that a book was not available at the library my jewmate Ryan read the entire book at Barnes & Noble so that he wouldn't have to purchase it.

jewmate by Geveffe January 18, 2009

Related Words

Jewminate • Jewminati • The Jewminatti • Jew Minute • Jew minute warning • Jaminate • jeffinately • jeminat • Jewinator • jewmate

Jewminati

Like the Illuminati, but instead of gaining power through government, they gain money through the government. If Bernie Sandman is elected, Jewminati confirmed.

You know what's worse than the Illuminati? The Jewminati.

Jewminati by Joe The Eskimo May 29, 2016

Jaminate

Used instead of dominate to refer to the dominance of Jamaican athletes at regional and international track meets.

Jamaicans jaminated the 2016 Carifta games winning 42 gold medals, 28 silver and 16 bronze the Bahamas were next with six gold, 15 silver and 13 bronze.

Jaminate by Arlian July 4, 2016

jeminat

can be funny but sometimes annoying. Jeminat knows how to get her point across whether u like it or not. Jeminat is nice but if you tick her off, be prepared for some fire or some waffle even

Jeminat. oh yeah i know her.

jeminat by love123434 November 14, 2020

Jewominating

The act of dominating one jewishly.

1) You just got jewominated, son.

2) I totally just jewominated that salesman.

3) I'm so jewominating you right now.

Jewominating by OfGreatDetermination2010 April 9, 2010

The Jewminatti

Conspiracy theory claiming Jews are in charge of the World Bank, shadow governments, media, et al.

No one believes in the Jewminatti because of their mind-control propaganda.

The Jewminatti by darbio king of the little people November 7, 2007

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026