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jewbilation 

The excitement a jew goes through when he realizes the power money has over other people.
Jake experienced jewbilation at his barmitzvah when he realized that all the money he received from his grandparent's could be used for all his petty desires.
jewbilation by Collin de Wit June 25, 2007

jew-bilation

When multiple jews have orgasms at the same time and all exlaim Mozel tov!
at ones bah mitzva a young (uncircumsized) man finds several horny judaen girls to have orgasms and this would be a jew-bilation!
jew-bilation by bilboe bagginz April 20, 2010

jubilation2447 

a sweaty kid from hyperlands lmao.
Sammyclabammy was shot by jubilation2447
shakablelama7 was slain by jubilation2447
kateriinakii was thrown off the void by jubilation2447
jubilation threw freegaminghere into the void

Premature jubilation

a profound, almost orgasmic feeling of happiness and joy that comes and goes entirely too quickly
"I was all fired up about a night alone with the wife when she reminded me that her mother was coming over. I suffer from Premature Jubilation!!
Premature jubilation by Mr Jameson October 21, 2010

Post Ejaculation Jubilation 

The elation and happiness one feels after ejaculation.
-Hey, look how happy Steve looks? He just gave me the thumbs up!
-Well he was home alone... must be post ejaculation jubilation!

urination jubilation 

A much much much funnier way of saying you need to use the restroom facilites. Can also be used to describe the place itself...like the way the Brits say "I need to do a toilet" and you go to the toilet to do it. Works best when all present are drunk/stupid/already laughing hysterically. Also commonly used: urination celebration
Finish eating your pear, we need to go to the urination jubilation!
*hysterical giggles*
*pear is forgotten*