Jewdication

Imparting or acquiring Jewish knowledge.

When I explained to a friend about the differences between the celebrations of Jewish holidays in Israel compared to in the U.S., he thanked me for the Jewdication.

by Chiharve October 1, 2014

jewbilation

The feeling a jew has whaen learning that a favorite actor/actress/celebrity is Jewish.

Joe felt jewbilation upon learning that Jack Black was a Jew.

by I didn't make this up January 5, 2009

jewcation

A low budget vacation.

We couldn't afford a vacation to Las Vegas so we took a jewcation to Tijuana instead.

by canyousmellwhtthetrumpiscookin June 29, 2019

jewcation

A vacation - usually to Florida, typically taken by persons of Jewish descent.

Shuli just came back from his jewcation to Boca.

by R.H. Golem February 24, 2008

jewduction

Buying an item then obtain a free good, then deducting the price of the original cost. -Jewduction

I bought a gram of blow from heather, for 40 bucks to my surprise she sucked me off, on the house. To my knowledge if my jewduction is correct. The cost of blow was only 15 dollars. Jewduction

by xSLEIGHRx February 28, 2013

Jeffication

The right to rob beat or steal for a person who has done wrong to/ by you or to someone you care about.

Jeffication Someone starts drama about you it gives you the right to rob beat or steal from them for the rest of their life even if they believe their is no more beef .

Someone take a loved one's things with out permission this gives you the right to rob beat or steal from them for the rest of their life even if they believe the beef is over

by AJACY84 August 1, 2019

jeffication

To crap your pants in fear.

jeffication: When that zombie jumped out I jefficated in my pants!

by unholyroller187 July 20, 2006