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jewbilation 

The feeling a jew has whaen learning that a favorite actor/actress/celebrity is Jewish.
Joe felt jewbilation upon learning that Jack Black was a Jew.

jewcation 

We couldn't afford a vacation to Las Vegas so we took a jewcation to Tijuana instead.

jewcation 

A vacation - usually to Florida, typically taken by persons of Jewish descent.
Shuli just came back from his jewcation to Boca.
jewcation by R.H. Golem February 24, 2008

jewduction 

Buying an item then obtain a free good, then deducting the price of the original cost. -Jewduction
I bought a gram of blow from heather, for 40 bucks to my surprise she sucked me off, on the house. To my knowledge if my jewduction is correct. The cost of blow was only 15 dollars. Jewduction
jewduction by xSLEIGHRx February 28, 2013

Jeffication 

The right to rob beat or steal for a person who has done wrong to/ by you or to someone you care about.
Jeffication Someone starts drama about you it gives you the right to rob beat or steal from them for the rest of their life even if they believe their is no more beef .

Someone take a loved one's things with out permission this gives you the right to rob beat or steal from them for the rest of their life even if they believe the beef is over
Jeffication by AJACY84 August 1, 2019

jeffication 

jeffication: When that zombie jumped out I jefficated in my pants!
jeffication by unholyroller187 July 20, 2006