Jewdition

The act of a Jewish person doing their form of math favoring their own personal financial gain

He did one for me two for him that’s jewdition (Jewish addition)

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) December 17, 2021

jewcation

A low budget vacation.

We couldn't afford a vacation to Las Vegas so we took a jewcation to Tijuana instead.

by canyousmellwhtthetrumpiscookin June 29, 2019

jewcation

A vacation - usually to Florida, typically taken by persons of Jewish descent.

Shuli just came back from his jewcation to Boca.

by R.H. Golem February 24, 2008

Jewmotional

Being stingy about buying an item.

When walking through a store you find something you would like to buy. You keep going back and forth in your mind about wanting to spend the money.

i was feeling very jewmotional about buying those Jordans.

by Ceejay5 February 16, 2009

jewduction

Buying an item then obtain a free good, then deducting the price of the original cost. -Jewduction

I bought a gram of blow from heather, for 40 bucks to my surprise she sucked me off, on the house. To my knowledge if my jewduction is correct. The cost of blow was only 15 dollars. Jewduction

by xSLEIGHRx February 28, 2013

Jewition

The ability to identify someone as being Jewish. Similar to gaydar.

From Jew + intuition.

Working as a carpenter for the local synagogue, Henry swiftly developed an excellent Jewition.

by iyc81 September 29, 2006

jewtionary

A book where you may look up words that are commonly used by jewish people.

I didn't know what she said... i had to look it up in the jewtionary.

by PDiggs July 17, 2007