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jewcation 

We couldn't afford a vacation to Las Vegas so we took a jewcation to Tijuana instead.

jewcation 

A vacation - usually to Florida, typically taken by persons of Jewish descent.
Shuli just came back from his jewcation to Boca.
jewcation by R.H. Golem February 24, 2008

Jewmotional 

Being stingy about buying an item.
When walking through a store you find something you would like to buy. You keep going back and forth in your mind about wanting to spend the money.

i was feeling very jewmotional about buying those Jordans.
Jewmotional by Ceejay5 February 16, 2009

jewduction 

Buying an item then obtain a free good, then deducting the price of the original cost. -Jewduction
I bought a gram of blow from heather, for 40 bucks to my surprise she sucked me off, on the house. To my knowledge if my jewduction is correct. The cost of blow was only 15 dollars. Jewduction
jewduction by xSLEIGHRx February 28, 2013

Jewition 

The ability to identify someone as being Jewish. Similar to gaydar.

From Jew + intuition.
Working as a carpenter for the local synagogue, Henry swiftly developed an excellent Jewition.
Jewition by iyc81 September 29, 2006

jewtionary 

A book where you may look up words that are commonly used by jewish people.
I didn't know what she said... i had to look it up in the jewtionary.
jewtionary by PDiggs July 17, 2007