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Jebaition 

The act of greatly roasting or embarrassing others. It's a very offensive act and can only be done by adults above the age of 18, or jebaitionist. Jebaitionists are people who Jebait people for a living. Their bosses are called udays, the average udays pay their jebaitionists about fourteen dollars for each jebaition they do. The udays also have bosses, called jays. Jays are rich people that enjoy watching people getting jebaited, so they hier udays whom then hier jebaitionists to do the jebaiting. Udays get 100 dollars for each jebaition and give the jebaitionists 14 of them.
Jebaitionist "No you, ohhhhhhh get jebaited boi!
Jebaition by Diable-Vache September 25, 2019
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jetbaiting 

The act of furiously masturbating specifically to poorly photoshopped images of Jet, the sexy star of the 1990's British show Gladiators.
When we knocked on Mike's door to see if he would like to join us on a trip to the local pub, all we heard was a panicked shuffling of sand and a muffled yell of "Go away! I'm Jetbaiting!"
jetbaiting by BlueMeekel October 3, 2012
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Jewition 

The ability to identify someone as being Jewish. Similar to gaydar.

From Jew + intuition.
Working as a carpenter for the local synagogue, Henry swiftly developed an excellent Jewition.
Jewition by iyc81 September 29, 2006

jebastin 

An amazing man. He is one of the intelligent man you'll ever meet. He give his light warming smiles wherever he is. Usually he is very hardworking and smart. He is really worth waiting for and many won't deserve him. Such a hardworking man, Trustworthy person. We can share any kind of secrets and all our feelings to him. Usually he have so many friends. All the babies love him and he can attract all babies by his cute smile. He is a multi talented guy loves to share all his knowledge to everyone. Finally he is the very finest person and the one who is marrying him is so lucky. Because he is such an understanding guy so problems won't come between wife and husband. The ever charming, romantic boy. He can do anything what he thinks and he is THE PERFECT.
Everyone need a man like Jebastin.
jebastin by Jebastin November 23, 2021

Jewdition 

The act of a Jewish person doing their form of math favoring their own personal financial gain
He did one for me two for him that’s jewdition (Jewish addition)
Jewdition by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) December 17, 2021
a person who acts like a jeb; may act stupidly and with the intelligence of an 8th grader
That guy is such a jebathon.
a person who acts like a jeb; may act stupidly however has plenty of potential and is also very hot, they also act with the intelligence of an 8th grader. He is very narcissistic also.
That guy is such a jebathon.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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