jewcation

A low budget vacation.

We couldn't afford a vacation to Las Vegas so we took a jewcation to Tijuana instead.

by canyousmellwhtthetrumpiscookin June 29, 2019

jewcation

A vacation - usually to Florida, typically taken by persons of Jewish descent.

Shuli just came back from his jewcation to Boca.

by R.H. Golem February 24, 2008

Jacation

Jacation - Serving time in jail.

Francisco is on a three month jacation and should be home in about two weeks.

by Sneezor May 8, 2019

e-jection

n. when you get dumped during an online relationship.

1)I'm not ready for online dating; I can't handle e-jection.

2)I asked Mary out on AIM last night and she totally e-jected me.

by dull November 20, 2006

Jewmotional

Being stingy about buying an item.

When walking through a store you find something you would like to buy. You keep going back and forth in your mind about wanting to spend the money.

i was feeling very jewmotional about buying those Jordans.

by Ceejay5 February 16, 2009

Jewition

The ability to identify someone as being Jewish. Similar to gaydar.

From Jew + intuition.

Working as a carpenter for the local synagogue, Henry swiftly developed an excellent Jewition.

by iyc81 September 29, 2006

jewtionary

A book where you may look up words that are commonly used by jewish people.

I didn't know what she said... i had to look it up in the jewtionary.

by PDiggs July 17, 2007