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jewcation 

We couldn't afford a vacation to Las Vegas so we took a jewcation to Tijuana instead.
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jewcation 

A vacation - usually to Florida, typically taken by persons of Jewish descent.
Shuli just came back from his jewcation to Boca.
jewcation by R.H. Golem February 24, 2008

Jacation 

Jacation - Serving time in jail.
Francisco is on a three month jacation and should be home in about two weeks.
Jacation by Sneezor May 8, 2019

e-jection 

n. when you get dumped during an online relationship.
1)I'm not ready for online dating; I can't handle e-jection.

2)I asked Mary out on AIM last night and she totally e-jected me.
e-jection by dull November 20, 2006

Jewmotional 

Being stingy about buying an item.
When walking through a store you find something you would like to buy. You keep going back and forth in your mind about wanting to spend the money.

i was feeling very jewmotional about buying those Jordans.
Jewmotional by Ceejay5 February 16, 2009

Jewition 

The ability to identify someone as being Jewish. Similar to gaydar.

From Jew + intuition.
Working as a carpenter for the local synagogue, Henry swiftly developed an excellent Jewition.
Jewition by iyc81 September 29, 2006

jewtionary 

A book where you may look up words that are commonly used by jewish people.
I didn't know what she said... i had to look it up in the jewtionary.
jewtionary by PDiggs July 17, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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