jewduction

Buying an item then obtain a free good, then deducting the price of the original cost. -Jewduction

I bought a gram of blow from heather, for 40 bucks to my surprise she sucked me off, on the house. To my knowledge if my jewduction is correct. The cost of blow was only 15 dollars. Jewduction

by xSLEIGHRx February 28, 2013

Jewnection

Contacts made through a community of Jewish individuals.

Hey do you know that girl through your jewnections?

by JasonS123 September 25, 2007

Jewquation

The process by which a Jew evaluates whether a product or service is worth the price tag associated with it.

Stein: Should I go to Dunkin Donuts tonight or eat the Entenmann's I have at home?
Weiss: Brah, Dunkin Donuts should never factor into the jewquation. Get me a french crueller while you are there.

by omgbots February 9, 2009

jewrection

A cheap erection.

Timika: Are you gonna see David again?

Lashawn: No, he had a jewrection.

by Jaariah February 24, 2011

Jewdication

Imparting or acquiring Jewish knowledge.

When I explained to a friend about the differences between the celebrations of Jewish holidays in Israel compared to in the U.S., he thanked me for the Jewdication.

by Chiharve October 1, 2014

jendiction

Someone who simps way too hard for girls named Jen who are simply not worth it.

Bro, you gotta stop hanging out with her, you have a jendiction.

by grillbrush May 28, 2021

Jewdition

The act of a Jewish person doing their form of math favoring their own personal financial gain

He did one for me two for him that’s jewdition (Jewish addition)

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) December 17, 2021