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Jewbeak

A term used to refer to the common appearance of a Jewish person's nose--large, bulbous, and bird-like
"Wow, that kike's Jewbeak makes her look like Toucan Sam."
by JoeFlo311 December 17, 2008
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Jewbear

A common name for the French figure skater Brian Joubert
Did you see Jewbear at the Olympics?

Yeah, he skated badly but OMG DAT ASS
by derangedsoviet March 16, 2010
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Jewbear

The nickname of your favorite fluffy Jew.
Usually has long hair and likes to give hugs.
Usually a guy.
Jake: "Joshua is Jewish and likes hugs."

Mike: "Yeah, he's our Jewbear!"
by Nazigirl667 February 8, 2012
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jewbaka

1) A Jewish wookie. Normally can be seen
wearing a yamaka, and playing with a
dreidel or a Hon solo. Relative of
Chewbaka, who is actually Hindu.
Stars in the movie "Star Wars Episode
3: Revenge of the Sith". Does not eat
pork.

2) A stupid half-Jew-half-Japanese. In
the Japanese language, baka means
stupid.
1) Let the jewbaka win.
or
Shabbat Shalom jewbaka.

2) You no good jewbaka.
or
You're probably the only jewbaka in
this whole world. I mean Jewish and
Japanese? Now that's rare.
by michael schacher April 20, 2005
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jewbeast

n. a gigantic mammoth sasquach of a jew.
v. when a larger than average jewish male displays feats of strength

-coined by Josh Deitch
Yo goldstein's is like 6'4, total jewbeast.

Saul jewbeasted the shit outta the pitch.
by Dudepiece October 22, 2009
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jewbear

A man who is part Jewish and part bear. With curly hair, a big nose, and bear like strength, a jewbear can be a dangerous person to be around.
Paul is such a jewbear, he ripped two guys in half while fighing in 'Nam with Jesus.
by vpunisher428 October 25, 2007
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jewbeater

used to inflict significant damage upon others. usually ghetto or shittily made from random things
blunt double sided hatchet, baseball bat with nails through tip, brick in a sock, just a jewbeater
by ~$nicka$~ August 7, 2008
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