jew-bake 

to cook beyond well done, burnt to a delightfully crunchy crisp, blackened to an african color...preferably in a giant oven

Example 1:
Cook: OH FUCK!! i jewbaked those brownies FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!
Example 2:
Dude: I'd like a bacon cheeseburger with a n soj.
Waitress: How would you like that cooked?
Dude: Jewbaked please.
Waitress: Of course.....PSST meet me in the bathroom AND WE'LL HAVE WILD RACOON SEX!

jew-bake by GG_VVV January 1, 2007

Jew Bake 

Used to describe any place that is too warm; i.e. the inside of a cremation oven.

When Todd walked into his Grandma's room he said, "It's hotter than a Jew Bake in here".

Jew Bake by PooPoo McCuddles August 23, 2011

crazy jew baker

when a man wraps a large amount of bread dough around his penis shaping it into a bread loaf while slapping the woman hes fucking on the ass with a baking paddle yelling " wheres the money".

"Matt says to john, last night i gave my girl the crazy Jew baker, she couldn't sit on chairs for around 3 hours after it."

crazy jew baker by abysssss April 5, 2010

jewbake 

Pretty self-explanatory

.. For the less knowledgable ones, it is the act of burning a jew whether in a oven or tied around a wooden pole.

Dave: I just pwned that jewbake

jewbake by Kylowned August 27, 2006

jewbaked 

To put into an oven until burnt to a crisp.

Put the bread in the oven and burn it to a crisp so its jewbaked

jewbaked by jew baked November 5, 2014