jewbear

A man who is part Jewish and part bear. With curly hair, a big nose, and bear like strength, a jewbear can be a dangerous person to be around.

Paul is such a jewbear, he ripped two guys in half while fighing in 'Nam with Jesus.

by vpunisher428 October 25, 2007

jewbear

A bear that later in it's life chooses the religious faith of Judaism. A jewbear is also a term for a strong jew

Fuck man that jewbear is fucking strong

by lolz77 October 12, 2009

jewbear

(N.) One who generally is at the bottom of expectations in his/her group; Someone who does something particularly annoying often.

Byron's horrible aim quickly made him the jewbear of the gang.

by 007 December 30, 2003

Jewbear

A common name for the French figure skater Brian Joubert

Did you see Jewbear at the Olympics?

Yeah, he skated badly but OMG DAT ASS

by derangedsoviet March 16, 2010

Jewbear

The nickname of your favorite fluffy Jew.
Usually has long hair and likes to give hugs.
Usually a guy.

Jake: "Joshua is Jewish and likes hugs."

Mike: "Yeah, he's our Jewbear!"

by Nazigirl667 February 08, 2012

JewBear

A pimpin' NewGrounds user with a good sense of style. Takes shit from no one and gets all the ladys.

JewBear is the shiznit

by JewBearNG March 23, 2005

Jewbear

An attractive jewish girl.

Oh man did you see Karen, she's such a jewbear.

I would love to sleep with Samantha, I heard she's a real jewbear.

Jewbears are the best type of women, they're bitchy, cheap, stubborn and know how to fuck.

by jojocircussss December 28, 2008