jewbeater

used to inflict significant damage upon others. usually ghetto or shittily made from random things

blunt double sided hatchet, baseball bat with nails through tip, brick in a sock, just a jewbeater

jewbeater by ~$nicka$~ August 7, 2008

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Jewbear

Did you see Jewbear at the Olympics?

Yeah, he skated badly but OMG DAT ASS

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The nickname of your favorite fluffy Jew.
Usually has long hair and likes to give hugs.
Usually a guy.

Jake: "Joshua is Jewish and likes hugs."

Mike: "Yeah, he's our Jewbear!"

Jewbear by Nazigirl667 February 8, 2012

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A man who is part Jewish and part bear. With curly hair, a big nose, and bear like strength, a jewbear can be a dangerous person to be around.

Paul is such a jewbear, he ripped two guys in half while fighing in 'Nam with Jesus.

jewbear by vpunisher428 October 25, 2007

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A form of masturbation in which you wrap a dollar bill around your dick/dildo and when your about to bust you recite the 'Shema'

David: Man, You gonna come to the game?
Kevin: Nah man, im gonna go Jewbate allover my Girl's face
David: Damn that Jaint sounds fuckin sick!

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A bear that later in it's life chooses the religious faith of Judaism. A jewbear is also a term for a strong jew

jewbear by lolz77 October 12, 2009

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Oh my he a a jewester

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