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jewbeater 

used to inflict significant damage upon others. usually ghetto or shittily made from random things
blunt double sided hatchet, baseball bat with nails through tip, brick in a sock, just a jewbeater
jewbeater by ~$nicka$~ August 7, 2008
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A common name for the French figure skater Brian Joubert
Did you see Jewbear at the Olympics?

Yeah, he skated badly but OMG DAT ASS
Jewbear by derangedsoviet March 16, 2010
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The nickname of your favorite fluffy Jew.
Usually has long hair and likes to give hugs.
Usually a guy.
Jake: "Joshua is Jewish and likes hugs."

Mike: "Yeah, he's our Jewbear!"
Jewbear by Nazigirl667 February 8, 2012
A man who is part Jewish and part bear. With curly hair, a big nose, and bear like strength, a jewbear can be a dangerous person to be around.
Paul is such a jewbear, he ripped two guys in half while fighing in 'Nam with Jesus.
jewbear by vpunisher428 October 25, 2007
A form of masturbation in which you wrap a dollar bill around your dick/dildo and when your about to bust you recite the 'Shema'
David: Man, You gonna come to the game?
Kevin: Nah man, im gonna go Jewbate allover my Girl's face
David: Damn that Jaint sounds fuckin sick!
Jewbate by Adolf "killa jew" Hitler November 16, 2009
A bear that later in it's life chooses the religious faith of Judaism. A jewbear is also a term for a strong jew
Fuck man that jewbear is fucking strong
jewbear by lolz77 October 12, 2009

jewester 

A person who dislikes Jews and black people
Oh my he a a jewester
jewester by Big sped slave December 25, 2020
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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