Jewbaca

A large, loud, harry, out-of-contol jew. Like chewbaca, if chewy was jewish.

-AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
-Shut-up Michael, you dam jewbaca.

Jewbaca by Bogrov December 14, 2009

Jewbalack

A person of dark skin colour, also of Jewish belief. Has the normal traits of a Jew- stinginess, richness and such. However, they are a hybrid breed. They also have traits of a bruhthuh, and steal all the f***ing time.

Jewbalack: "Can I borrow some money?"
Poor Soul: "No."
*Jewbalack steals dat shiet anyway*

Jewbalack by ThatCheesyTroll October 22, 2013

jewbacca 

Hairy Jewish male; generally over seven feet tall; proficient in hand to hand combat, hyperspace navigation, small arms repair, accounting, or civil litigation.

(1) That Jewbacca's butt is so hairy that his ass would stick to velcro!
(2) I bet I could shave my name into that jewbacca's ass.

jewbacca by Abe December 2, 2004

Jewbama 

Jewbama is a bastard variant of Obama, wherein PreZ Blackass removes his nigga mask and shows you the Jewish corporate splendor of what lies beneath the mask:

Jewbama.

Jewbama: the ultimate corporate nigger.

Jewbama by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010

jewpacabra 

the souls of the six million dead jews from the holocaust found their way into the bodies of chupacabras in the south-western united states and mexico. jewpacabras have a nasty habit of mutilating cows, doing your accounting and eating all of your profits...literally. If you come across a jewpacabra you must burn tall white candles that come in a glass casing with a picture of the virgin mary on them and then flash your protective star of david, which you will conveniently be wearing on your left arm. Doing so will guarantee that only one cow or sheep will be mutilated and you will still be allowed 10% of your profits.

bigfoot, hitler, b. streisand, e. levy, l. kravitz, all-time worst presidential failure r. perot, homosexuals, xenu, l. r. hubbard (they're in cahoots), the jewpacabra, like christ, has the power to save all mankind, but chooses not to in favor of fine ass bitches and hennessey.

jewpacabra by Don Keedik June 20, 2008

Jewbacca 

1. A hairy man or woman of hebrew lineage.
2. A large outgrowth of pubic hair belonging to either a man or woman of hebrew lineage.

I was about to go down on her..but she pulled off her panties, and JEWBACCA!

Jewbacca by JFray October 26, 2006

Jewbacca 

1.A Hairy Jew (i.e. A Jew that looks like or resembles a wookie)
2. A jew that can go ROOOOOAAARRRAARARARARRRRRRR

Man, listen to the horific sound that Jewbacca is making

Jewbacca by Shamotica October 4, 2004