Anyone who belives that jews were "chosen" by a god for some great purpose is a fucking JEWBACKER. Go ahead and let them work that angle to get what they want.
Israel is the largest recipient of U.S. aid money. This is because our governmenthas been infeltrated by JEWBACKERS,all of which deserve to be shot.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).