Abe's definitions

WOW

WOW (Whip 'em Out Wednesdays)
Greatest radio promotion of all time, created by the "Opie & Anthony" radio show. Listeners would place "WOW" bumper stickers on their cars, and on Wednesdays, women fans were encouraged to flah their bare breasts at cars with the stickers on them.

"Now ladies, be sure to WOW those cars today. Make some poor guy's day by giving him a treat on his way home."

by Abe April 12, 2004

stahnke

v.(stohn-kee) to eat a large amount of food in one or two effortless bites.

Dude, you totally stahnked that hoagie whilt I was still on the first bite of mine!

by abe April 8, 2004

IBRAHIM

On a scale of 1 to 10, hes a 14 of awesomeness. Hes by far the best DOTA player known, and coolest arab in the world. Matt, Muhammad, Ramzi, Red, and Niel aren't half the dota player he is. Also very cool.

Ibrahim is too awesome.

by Abe December 29, 2007

Viscera

The best wrestler EVER, a close second being Adam Bomb

Viscera is the fucking man

by abe January 27, 2005

BURGACIDE n.

When a hamburger can't take any more torture and hurls itself through the grill into the coals.

the hamburgers death was clearly an act of burgacide.

by abe October 13, 2003

dueces

When you take a big dump in the toilet

Yo Joe, I gotta drop mad dueces be back in 10.

by Abe August 31, 2006

Cingular

Cingular the number one cell provider in the USA in terms of covrage and amount of people. Since they bought out AT&T they are number one with the best phones out there and best quailty service GSM.

Man 1: DAMN THIS!
man 2: WTF is wrong?
Man 1: i need to place a call and i have SPRINT PCS
man 2: use my cell its CINGULAR..it works almost everyware even in most casinos!

by Abe May 13, 2005