Abe's definitions

dueces

When you take a big dump in the toilet

Yo Joe, I gotta drop mad dueces be back in 10.

by Abe August 31, 2006

Cingular

Cingular the number one cell provider in the USA in terms of covrage and amount of people. Since they bought out AT&T they are number one with the best phones out there and best quailty service GSM.

Man 1: DAMN THIS!
man 2: WTF is wrong?
Man 1: i need to place a call and i have SPRINT PCS
man 2: use my cell its CINGULAR..it works almost everyware even in most casinos!

by Abe May 13, 2005

WOW

WOW (Whip 'em Out Wednesdays)
Greatest radio promotion of all time, created by the "Opie & Anthony" radio show. Listeners would place "WOW" bumper stickers on their cars, and on Wednesdays, women fans were encouraged to flah their bare breasts at cars with the stickers on them.

"Now ladies, be sure to WOW those cars today. Make some poor guy's day by giving him a treat on his way home."

by Abe April 12, 2004

stahnke

v.(stohn-kee) to eat a large amount of food in one or two effortless bites.

Dude, you totally stahnked that hoagie whilt I was still on the first bite of mine!

by abe April 8, 2004

skunkape

durrr rrrr rrrrrrrrrrrr

Scott: Skunkape!
Crusty: Durrrr.

by Abe July 27, 2004

BURGACIDE n.

When a hamburger can't take any more torture and hurls itself through the grill into the coals.

the hamburgers death was clearly an act of burgacide.

by abe October 13, 2003

jewbacca

Hairy Jewish male; generally over seven feet tall; proficient in hand to hand combat, hyperspace navigation, small arms repair, accounting, or civil litigation.

(1) That Jewbacca's butt is so hairy that his ass would stick to velcro!
(2) I bet I could shave my name into that jewbacca's ass.

by Abe December 2, 2004