JewMao

Jewmao
Jewmao (noun, plural: Jewmaos)
Pronunciation: /dʒu ˈmaʊ/
A slang term blending "Jew" (referring to Jewish or Israeli affiliations) and "Wumao" (the Chinese "50 Cent Party" of paid pro-CCP online trolls), used to describe alleged paid influencers or online commentators who spread pro-Israel or pro-Zionist propaganda on social media. The name riffs on rumors of Israeli government payouts, supposedly around $7,000 per post, making them the "premium upgrade" from the budget Wumao model. Often thrown around pejoratively in debates about Middle East politics, disinformation, or astroturfing campaigns, implying they're betraying truth for a hefty shekel-stacked paycheck—echoing Judas's biblical 30 pieces of silver, which math out to roughly the same in modern minimum wage terms.
Coined around 2025 amid reports of influencer ops, it's the go-to insult for spotting suspiciously polished pro-Israel takes flooding your feed during flare-ups like Gaza conflicts or Iran tensions. Not to be confused with genuine supporters; these are the ones allegedly on the payroll, churning out posts faster than a falafel stand at lunch rush.

Dude, that account just dropped 10 threads defending the IDF in one day—total Jewmao vibes. Bet they're cashing that $7k check while the rest of us argue for free."

by Forkinto October 12, 2025

Jewmando

Jewish Commando, Expertise in hiding within attics, under floorboards, secret rooms and hollowed out walls, Hired present day by the U.S. Army to infiltrate Swedish facilities. Highly active paramilitary group in World War 2.

General: "That's it, call out the Green Berets, send in the Jewmandos."

by Jaskansan October 2, 2010

jewmate

an excessively cheap person who shares a room, house, or apartment with others

After finding out that a book was not available at the library my jewmate Ryan read the entire book at Barnes & Noble so that he wouldn't have to purchase it.

by Geveffe January 18, 2009

Jewmanitarian

A highly regarded member of the jewish faith who is revered for his aljewistic efforts and his remarkable ability to mench-press more than most.

Ari: Did you hear about this man, Saul Moskowitz?

David: I did hear of this man, Saul, you speak of. Isn't he the one who single-handedly mench-pressed 7 Rabbis ?

Ari: Yes, this is the same man we have been talking about.

David: Quite the Jewmanitarian this Saul Moskowitz we have been speaking of, is!

by Gorilla Adam March 1, 2010

Jewmadillo

A Jew and a Armadillo Mixed

Did you see that guy looking for some jewish food, he looks like a jewmadillo

by The Immortal Enforcer March 16, 2010

jewmaican

A person who is half jewish, half jamaican, or just a jewish jamaican.

could be a rasta jew or a falafel loving jamaican.

one time, i dated a jewmaican chick. it was funny to watch her parents argue back and forth in yiddish and jamaicanese.

by MattyFelp June 23, 2007

jewmobile

A lower-end Volvo or BMW, particularly the 325i and 330i series of the latter.

Look at that little brillopad Cornell sheeny, driving around town in his Jewmobile.

by JJJJJJJJK December 1, 2006