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Jewmao
Jewmao (noun, plural: Jewmaos)
Pronunciation: /dʒu ˈmaʊ/
A slang term blending "Jew" (referring to Jewish or Israeli affiliations) and "Wumao" (the Chinese "50 Cent Party" of paid pro-CCP online trolls), used to describe alleged paid influencers or online commentators who spread pro-Israel or pro-Zionist propaganda on social media. The name riffs on rumors of Israeli government payouts, supposedly around $7,000 per post, making them the "premium upgrade" from the budget Wumao model. Often thrown around pejoratively in debates about Middle East politics, disinformation, or astroturfing campaigns, implying they're betraying truth for a hefty shekel-stacked paycheck—echoing Judas's biblical 30 pieces of silver, which math out to roughly the same in modern minimum wage terms.
Coined around 2025 amid reports of influencer ops, it's the go-to insult for spotting suspiciously polished pro-Israel takes flooding your feed during flare-ups like Gaza conflicts or Iran tensions. Not to be confused with genuine supporters; these are the ones allegedly on the payroll, churning out posts faster than a falafel stand at lunch rush.
Jewmao (noun, plural: Jewmaos)
Pronunciation: /dʒu ˈmaʊ/
A slang term blending "Jew" (referring to Jewish or Israeli affiliations) and "Wumao" (the Chinese "50 Cent Party" of paid pro-CCP online trolls), used to describe alleged paid influencers or online commentators who spread pro-Israel or pro-Zionist propaganda on social media. The name riffs on rumors of Israeli government payouts, supposedly around $7,000 per post, making them the "premium upgrade" from the budget Wumao model. Often thrown around pejoratively in debates about Middle East politics, disinformation, or astroturfing campaigns, implying they're betraying truth for a hefty shekel-stacked paycheck—echoing Judas's biblical 30 pieces of silver, which math out to roughly the same in modern minimum wage terms.
Coined around 2025 amid reports of influencer ops, it's the go-to insult for spotting suspiciously polished pro-Israel takes flooding your feed during flare-ups like Gaza conflicts or Iran tensions. Not to be confused with genuine supporters; these are the ones allegedly on the payroll, churning out posts faster than a falafel stand at lunch rush.
Dude, that account just dropped 10 threads defending the IDF in one day—total Jewmao vibes. Bet they're cashing that $7k check while the rest of us argue for free."
by Forkinto October 12, 2025
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