jewmas 

What jews do when the rest of the world celebrates christmas:

1. go to the movies
2. go to a chinese restaurant

why? these are the only places open!

Jewmas this year will be <i>Night of the Living Dead</i>, <i>Death Bed: The Bed That Eats</i>, <i>Bad Santa</i>, and then dinner at Hou Long.

jewmas by backfisch December 20, 2004

Jewmas 

When Jewish people celebrate Christmas for various reasons i.e. they like the feeling of the trees, presents, etc; they feel left out; or just because they want to celebrate Christmas in a nonreligious manner.

Sydney: Yeah, Jamie, I got Uggs for Jewmas!
Jamie: No way! I got a mac laptop!
Sydney: Whoa! I love Jewmas!

Jewmas by jamiesayshi! December 25, 2009

Jewmas 

When Chanukah and Christmas overlap each other. Jewmas is the ultimate holdiay.

The next Jewmas will be in 2011 when one day of chanukah takes place on December 25th.

Jewmas by AJ-16 December 11, 2009

jewmas 

When a Jewish family or a single person of the Jewish faith celebrates Christmas, which is a Catholic-based holiday. They give and receive gifts and often times include Santa Claus (commonly referred to as "Saint Nick"). They also often do not respect the Jewish holidays occurring around the time, as these holidays bring less gifts and food as Christmas.

Dude, Josh is celebrating Jewmas again. What a Jew.

jewmas by My name is still AJ whether someone else's is or not January 9, 2008

Merry Jewmas 

a unique way to wish someone a happy holiday during the period of Christmas and Hanukkah without excluding a Christian or Jewish person. All inclusive way to give a holiday greeting for the week of Hanukkah and Christmas to an open-minded person. Acknowledges Christ as a Jew that is commonly included in base word of Christmas but also acknowledges Jewish people in general for Hanukkah, a Jewish holiday that is celebrated during the same time period Christmas occurs in December.

Merry Jewmas everyone!

Merry Jewmas by Juman December 29, 2008

Jewmando 

Jewish Commando, Expertise in hiding within attics, under floorboards, secret rooms and hollowed out walls, Hired present day by the U.S. Army to infiltrate Swedish facilities. Highly active paramilitary group in World War 2.

General: "That's it, call out the Green Berets, send in the Jewmandos."

Jewmando by Jaskansan October 2, 2010

jewmate 

an excessively cheap person who shares a room, house, or apartment with others

After finding out that a book was not available at the library my jewmate Ryan read the entire book at Barnes & Noble so that he wouldn't have to purchase it.

jewmate by Geveffe January 18, 2009