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"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much too soon." This Woody Allen quote is classic Jewmor.
Jewmor by Tomdunnit January 18, 2012
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Jewish Humor. Often not funny usally about cutting off young men's penis.
Jew: Hey i got some good jewmor its the one about the guy with the curly sideburns cutting off that baby's weiner.
Guy: Yeah thats messed up.

Jermorificus Minkus 

1.Someone that makes you say: HOLY SHIT! THAT'S AWESOME!
2.Someone who is either kickass, hilarious, or both.
3.Also called Jermo.
4.Greek meaning: Kickass Motherfucker.
That guy's just ran up a wall, did a backflip and kicked the other guy in the face. He's definitely a Jermorificus Minkus.

jewmobile 

A lower-end Volvo or BMW, particularly the 325i and 330i series of the latter.
Look at that little brillopad Cornell sheeny, driving around town in his Jewmobile.
jewmobile by JJJJJJJJK December 1, 2006

JewMorris 

A Person of relevance to awesomeness or superb gayness.
depending on the style of hair wheter or not the person is gay.
Curly hair is awesome. Anything else is just wana Sykes
DUDE! Great Bass Playing! Your so JewMorris

WTF MAN don't be JewMorris god!
JewMorris by Jewdip November 10, 2009

jewmorous 

stereotypical jewish humor in movies and shows jews are allowed to laugh at, but non-jews aren't, because they don't "get it".
I never really got into Seinfeld, it's a little too jewmorous for me.
jewmorous by Brohanna December 3, 2010