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Jewish Humor.
"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much too soon." This Woody Allen quote is classic Jewmor.
Jewmor by Tomdunnit January 18, 2012
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Jewish Humor. Often not funny usally about cutting off young men's penis.
Jew: Hey i got some good jewmor its the one about the guy with the curly sideburns cutting off that baby's weiner.
Guy: Yeah thats messed up.

Jermorificus Minkus 

1.Someone that makes you say: HOLY SHIT! THAT'S AWESOME!
2.Someone who is either kickass, hilarious, or both.
3.Also called Jermo.
4.Greek meaning: Kickass Motherfucker.
That guy's just ran up a wall, did a backflip and kicked the other guy in the face. He's definitely a Jermorificus Minkus.
Jermorificus Minkus by minkmonkey92 January 15, 2009

jewmobile 

A lower-end Volvo or BMW, particularly the 325i and 330i series of the latter.
Look at that little brillopad Cornell sheeny, driving around town in his Jewmobile.
jewmobile by JJJJJJJJK December 1, 2006

JewMorris 

A Person of relevance to awesomeness or superb gayness.
depending on the style of hair wheter or not the person is gay.
Curly hair is awesome. Anything else is just wana Sykes
DUDE! Great Bass Playing! Your so JewMorris

WTF MAN don't be JewMorris god!
JewMorris by Jewdip November 10, 2009

jewmorous 

stereotypical jewish humor in movies and shows jews are allowed to laugh at, but non-jews aren't, because they don't "get it".
I never really got into Seinfeld, it's a little too jewmorous for me.
jewmorous by Brohanna December 3, 2010
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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