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1) Jewish Humor. Usually jokes about circumcision, dreidels, making money, and large noses.

2) A Tumor found on the body of a jewish person.
Example #1: Want to hear some Jewmor? It's about Hannukkah!

Example #2: Did you see Abraham's Jewmor on his neck? The doctors are really worried...
Jewmor by Oitotheworld December 13, 2010
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Jewish Humor.
"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much too soon." This Woody Allen quote is classic Jewmor.
Jewmor by Tomdunnit January 18, 2012
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Jewish Humor. Often not funny usally about cutting off young men's penis.
Jew: Hey i got some good jewmor its the one about the guy with the curly sideburns cutting off that baby's weiner.
Guy: Yeah thats messed up.

Jermorificus Minkus 

1.Someone that makes you say: HOLY SHIT! THAT'S AWESOME!
2.Someone who is either kickass, hilarious, or both.
3.Also called Jermo.
4.Greek meaning: Kickass Motherfucker.
That guy's just ran up a wall, did a backflip and kicked the other guy in the face. He's definitely a Jermorificus Minkus.
Jermorificus Minkus by minkmonkey92 January 15, 2009

jewmobile 

A lower-end Volvo or BMW, particularly the 325i and 330i series of the latter.
Look at that little brillopad Cornell sheeny, driving around town in his Jewmobile.
jewmobile by JJJJJJJJK December 1, 2006

JewMorris 

A Person of relevance to awesomeness or superb gayness.
depending on the style of hair wheter or not the person is gay.
Curly hair is awesome. Anything else is just wana Sykes
DUDE! Great Bass Playing! Your so JewMorris

WTF MAN don't be JewMorris god!
JewMorris by Jewdip November 10, 2009

jewmorous 

stereotypical jewish humor in movies and shows jews are allowed to laugh at, but non-jews aren't, because they don't "get it".
I never really got into Seinfeld, it's a little too jewmorous for me.
jewmorous by Brohanna December 3, 2010
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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