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Jewmobile
A car that mainly Jews travel in. Usually very expensive, but not pimped.Jewmobiles include Cadillacs, BMWs, and various other expensive cars.
Jewmobile by Jewmobile Rider May 18, 2009
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Jewbilee
Any gathering of a large number of people of jewish decent. Often characterized by cheap party decorations, anything matza, and and chocolate money.
1.The floor of the Jewbilee was completely devoid of change
2.Those people at the Jewbilee were the stingiest people I ever met.
2.Those people at the Jewbilee were the stingiest people I ever met.
Jewbilee by Diabolical Diabetic December 7, 2004
jewmolie
jewmolie by julianna scruggs February 16, 2009
jewbilee
jewbilee by CrimsonWraith69 December 9, 2016
Jitmobile
Jitmobile by OGJitmobile March 27, 2021
jewoblery
Of or relating to something that makes no sense what so ever. No common sense was applied. Usually relating to chain of command decisions.
jewoblery by Hay-ness on behalf of G-money September 2, 2007
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026