jewmate 

an excessively cheap person who shares a room, house, or apartment with others

After finding out that a book was not available at the library my jewmate Ryan read the entire book at Barnes & Noble so that he wouldn't have to purchase it.

jewmate by Geveffe January 18, 2009

jewmageadon 

when all the jews killed in the holocaust will come back to life and take over the world

jewmageadon

jewmageadon by awesome jew guy January 19, 2010

Jewgate 

Named after Margate, New Jersey. Area with a high population of jews

"Hey, wanna go to Wawa in Margate"
"Don't you mean Jewgate?"

Jewgate by Dr. Lawyerstein May 12, 2010

Jewmaster 

Somebody, not necesserly a jewish, who have a lot of experience in the jew attitude department.

It was my turn to go to the bathroom and that jewmaster just pass in front of me!
I gave some money to frank so he could buy me some beer and he did'nt even brought back the change! What a jewmaster!

Jewmaster by aytin October 16, 2008

Jewbate

A form of masturbation in which you wrap a dollar bill around your dick/dildo and when your about to bust you recite the 'Shema'

David: Man, You gonna come to the game?
Kevin: Nah man, im gonna go Jewbate allover my Girl's face
David: Damn that Jaint sounds fuckin sick!

Jewbate by Adolf "killa jew" Hitler November 16, 2009

Jewmata 

When talking about Auschwitz while getting anal from a Jew, during which time you say "oh shit" and no one can discern the difference of what you are saying.

As Hayden pounded Jeremy's ass, he let slip an misheard "oh shit". This Jewmata hurt Hayden's feelings and Jeremy was subsequently passed to trey.

Jewmata by Rancorrage May 30, 2019

Jewmatism 

The force emitted by Jews that attracts anything flammable towards them.

“Goddamnit Noah stop taking my papers”
“I can’t my Jewmatism attracts flammable stuff

pls don’t burn me

Jewmatism by ToasterWaffleD September 13, 2019